Jokes McChuckles
@drcornwater.bsky.social
My digital game is serious | I make music as alt+f4: bsky.app/profile/alt-eff-four.bsky.social | he/him |
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Jokes McChuckles
@drcornwater.bsky.social
· May 11
Pequod, by alt+f4
11 track album
altf4wav.bandcamp.com
My album Pequod is finally out after 5 years of work. It's a very personal album that meditates on loss, grief, Life, love, and the cycles we find ourselves in. It's influenced by vaporwave, dance music, hip hop, and experimental music.
altf4wav.bandcamp.com/album/pequod
altf4wav.bandcamp.com/album/pequod
Big day everyone
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Big day everyone
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slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
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When people jerk me off, I kill them!
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
When people jerk me off, I kill them!
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no nut november is a christian ritual meant to reanimate john harvey kellogg
December 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM
no nut november is a christian ritual meant to reanimate john harvey kellogg
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Robocop. Who is he? What is he?
December 1, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Robocop. Who is he? What is he?
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You won't commission an Etsy witch cause "it's silly", but you'll decorate a dead tree inside your house with lights and ornamental animals? Okay. Guess you hate women in the workforce.
December 1, 2025 at 7:11 AM
You won't commission an Etsy witch cause "it's silly", but you'll decorate a dead tree inside your house with lights and ornamental animals? Okay. Guess you hate women in the workforce.
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Disabled people were one of the first groups targeted by the Nazis.
They coined the term “useless eaters”.
They tested the gas chambers on us.
They knew most people wouldn’t fight to save our lives.
That’s why the President using the R slur is so dangerous.
We’re not expendable
They coined the term “useless eaters”.
They tested the gas chambers on us.
They knew most people wouldn’t fight to save our lives.
That’s why the President using the R slur is so dangerous.
We’re not expendable
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Disabled people were one of the first groups targeted by the Nazis.
They coined the term “useless eaters”.
They tested the gas chambers on us.
They knew most people wouldn’t fight to save our lives.
That’s why the President using the R slur is so dangerous.
We’re not expendable
They coined the term “useless eaters”.
They tested the gas chambers on us.
They knew most people wouldn’t fight to save our lives.
That’s why the President using the R slur is so dangerous.
We’re not expendable
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The moment an Israeli missile hit a tent in Gaza was caught on camera when a Palestinian girl filmed herself showing her hair clips.
December 1, 2025 at 8:44 AM
The moment an Israeli missile hit a tent in Gaza was caught on camera when a Palestinian girl filmed herself showing her hair clips.
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Yes
did David Lynch ever find that highway
December 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Yes
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There was only some wet mud and a lizard who was chasing his tail.
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
There was only some wet mud and a lizard who was chasing his tail.
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During the government shutdown, disruptions in food aid rippled across reservations. Both residents and tribal officials had to make tough choices, and are still feeling the financial impacts. n.pr/43VauYn
SNAP was restored, but many indigenous Americans still struggle with food insecurity
During the government shutdown, disruptions in food aid rippled across reservations. Both residents and tribal officials had to make tough choices, and are still feeling the financial impacts.
n.pr
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
During the government shutdown, disruptions in food aid rippled across reservations. Both residents and tribal officials had to make tough choices, and are still feeling the financial impacts. n.pr/43VauYn
AYYYYYY
DO A RED WINGS ONE NEXT LET'S GOOOOOOO
DO A RED WINGS ONE NEXT LET'S GOOOOOOO
"The Minnesota Wild celebrated Native American Heritage Day in a unique and historic way -- the team's game against the Colorado Avalanche Friday was broadcast entirely in Ojibwe, the first telecast of its kind." www.nhl.com/news/topic/s...
Wild celebrate Native American Heritage Day with Ojibwe language broadcast | NHL.com
Minnesota hosts historic telecast with trio of announcers, first of its kind
www.nhl.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
AYYYYYY
DO A RED WINGS ONE NEXT LET'S GOOOOOOO
DO A RED WINGS ONE NEXT LET'S GOOOOOOO
@profanity.accountant how bad is my swearing I need to know
November 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
@profanity.accountant how bad is my swearing I need to know
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Since the last “sharpie your cards to make them be funny” run was pre-Duskmourn, this is important content.
November 30, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Since the last “sharpie your cards to make them be funny” run was pre-Duskmourn, this is important content.
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I bet people in olden times were walking around with the most insane toenails
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I bet people in olden times were walking around with the most insane toenails
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…. No way…!?
That’s crazy….!
WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!
That’s crazy….!
WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!
November 30, 2025 at 9:00 AM
…. No way…!?
That’s crazy….!
WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!
That’s crazy….!
WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!
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I'll buy that for a dollar!
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I'll buy that for a dollar!
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the chex mix stealer
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 AM
the chex mix stealer
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Will credit this for being a very good bit
top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Will credit this for being a very good bit