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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D
@drbourbonstein.bsky.social
Chicago ex-pat.
Waukegan hype-man.
Amateur mocktail maker.
Aspiring horologist.
Lawn Guy™.
Ravioli (the crested gecko) wrangler.
He/Him - Bro/Dude/Guy
Pumpernickel Loafington.
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Lol. Lmao.
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Ours was free*!

*Vet bills to make sure this feral little goober was up on her shots, spayed, worm-free, etc.
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I don't talk to my parents, and I'm home cooking for my sock wife instead who's knitting and watching a James Bond marathon.
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Folks,
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The Cat Distribution System™ chose us. She was a scrungly little thing. 4 years old, 5.25lbs.

She's over 7lbs now, and so much better.
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Miss Loaf has opinions. On what, info not know. Frankly, I don't think she knows either.
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
First day back at work, find out a coworker is y likely coming back, ever.
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
She got really floofy again, and you can't really see her Christmas collar w/bow.
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Today's antique store find. Picked up 3 of these for $15.
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Never in my life did I think I'd be friends with someone who owns a hot air balloon, and yet here we are.
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Oh, hey!
November 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Cat tax?
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Wrong.
November 20, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Tweaker kitty.
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Spitting image.
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Why do you call her "Loaf?"

Well, exhibit A:
November 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
You got that right!

Got southern style and honey butter ones in the mix.
November 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Whole house smells like cornbread.
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Whole house smells like cornbread.
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
1996 had some bangers. Actually, too stacked and difficult to pick just 4, but here's my best shot at it. I'm leaving out Tricky, Tori Amos, Tortoise, Soul Coughing, Sepultura, Fugees...
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Good morning, Loaf.
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Loaf vs Churu.
November 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Tonight's Loafington:
November 15, 2025 at 6:19 AM
And their little laser noises!
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 AM