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dratty.bsky.social
Dwat!
@dratty.bsky.social
Hi I'm Mel
He/him gay boy, do not interact if under 18

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Yeah, it's sad it seems there are some people without a single curious bone in their body
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
ew

There was a funny little sketch about this kind of thing but now I can't find it but ew
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
NO
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
A goat can't be blamed when faced with something so mountainous, instinct just kicks in
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
omg ur bobbies
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
MEAN
November 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Welcome..
November 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Heavens forbid black and brown and queer folks are having fun and making money
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
1000%
November 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Oh I love that raaaatttt
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Peek performance...
November 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I'll just say it's a good thing the new apron is a part of the uniform because these shirts are made for clown people. 5xl and my arms are SWIMMING in the sleeves, but there's a good.... 3 inches of tummy peek, even before moving around much..
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
it's completely out of my paws
November 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Good lord
November 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It was for a couple months.. and nahh, one of the girls that works up front just gave it to me one day with a couple extra shirts (that still don't fit, unlike the apron)

Awkward wasn't exactly what I was feeling walking to the car...
November 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
come make me
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Work didn't think so when they quietly got me a new, bigger apron a while back..
November 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Nooooooooo the shammeeee uwu
November 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
That's crazy, you're crazy
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM