Daniel Pipski
@dpipski.bsky.social
movie writer ( #TicketToParadise ), tv producer ( #ThePenguin #BatmanCapedCrusader, #ATeacher ), husband dad he/him sober #GoBlue - interested in community, jokes and positive takes
At great risk to my career, I’ll be diving headlong into this one: pumpkin orb spiders are cool as hell and, by wrapping up this fly to eat later, are doing their part to eliminate food waste.
September 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
At great risk to my career, I’ll be diving headlong into this one: pumpkin orb spiders are cool as hell and, by wrapping up this fly to eat later, are doing their part to eliminate food waste.
i know all anyone can talk about is dragonflies these days, and the last thing we need is another hot take from a non-expert, but dang, look how red his butt is.
September 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
i know all anyone can talk about is dragonflies these days, and the last thing we need is another hot take from a non-expert, but dang, look how red his butt is.
I want to live in this picture forever.
August 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I want to live in this picture forever.
No cheating post your lock screen
July 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
No cheating post your lock screen
Got nominated for an Emmy. First time, and our show got nominated for 24. Pretty frickin’ cool. 😎 🐧
July 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Got nominated for an Emmy. First time, and our show got nominated for 24. Pretty frickin’ cool. 😎 🐧
What an unlikable fuck.
July 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
What an unlikable fuck.
We got this enormous box and my kids are too old to care 😭
June 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
We got this enormous box and my kids are too old to care 😭
I bet the person who came up with Mattress Firm is a little too pleased with themself.
May 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I bet the person who came up with Mattress Firm is a little too pleased with themself.
What an incredible poster for an incredible film.
May 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
What an incredible poster for an incredible film.
Representative of how much of the book she actually wrote. Every single thing in her life has been and continues to be a cash grab.
May 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Representative of how much of the book she actually wrote. Every single thing in her life has been and continues to be a cash grab.
I just want to say thanks to the entire editorial team at #TheHill for bodying this fool in every way imaginable. If I were the next president, I’d have ChatGPT make this into an oil painting, hang it in a public White House bathroom and then amend the constitution so it couldn’t be removed
May 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I just want to say thanks to the entire editorial team at #TheHill for bodying this fool in every way imaginable. If I were the next president, I’d have ChatGPT make this into an oil painting, hang it in a public White House bathroom and then amend the constitution so it couldn’t be removed
this is the kind of logic that leads someone to buy a cyber truck in the first place. maybe just sell it?
also, "over $400"? you spent over $100k for a piece of shit car made by a nazi...
also, "over $400"? you spent over $100k for a piece of shit car made by a nazi...
April 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
this is the kind of logic that leads someone to buy a cyber truck in the first place. maybe just sell it?
also, "over $400"? you spent over $100k for a piece of shit car made by a nazi...
also, "over $400"? you spent over $100k for a piece of shit car made by a nazi...
Fill in the name of the streaming service and this is the new version of updating adobe acrobat but that shit was free at least.
March 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Fill in the name of the streaming service and this is the new version of updating adobe acrobat but that shit was free at least.
Me too! Love that movie.
March 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Me too! Love that movie.
Jesus Christ, live a little, NY Times Games.
March 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Jesus Christ, live a little, NY Times Games.
The miracle was that there was actually still ice cream in it. #teenagers
March 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The miracle was that there was actually still ice cream in it. #teenagers
he chose him by his white face?
February 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
he chose him by his white face?
I googled it and found out that this man coined the term. Look how small his right hand is. Remarkable. And the left seems to have been lost in what I can only assume was a mustache-related accident.
February 21, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I googled it and found out that this man coined the term. Look how small his right hand is. Remarkable. And the left seems to have been lost in what I can only assume was a mustache-related accident.
Made some changes to my profile at the other place.
February 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Made some changes to my profile at the other place.
This is what I’m working with.
January 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This is what I’m working with.
This little genius figured out how to effectively use this decorative pillow.
January 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
This little genius figured out how to effectively use this decorative pillow.
Free sweatshirt. Fits weird, worn twice, does not inspire.
December 20, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Free sweatshirt. Fits weird, worn twice, does not inspire.
Not sure how many crows you need to officially have a murder but this many seems about right.
December 10, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Not sure how many crows you need to officially have a murder but this many seems about right.