David "Hide & Hex" in 2025 🎃
@dowagerabbess.bsky.social
“Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” 👹
Mission burritos, sourdough bread, red wine.
November 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Mission burritos, sourdough bread, red wine.
Rewatching the "South Park" episode, "Chickenlover" where we find out Officer Barbrady can't read. The episode mostly uses gibberish to show us that Barbrady can't read, but this stop sign uses actual Korean that says, "idiot".
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November 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Rewatching the "South Park" episode, "Chickenlover" where we find out Officer Barbrady can't read. The episode mostly uses gibberish to show us that Barbrady can't read, but this stop sign uses actual Korean that says, "idiot".
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Illustration by Jesse Duquette
November 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Illustration by Jesse Duquette
If you see this, post egg
November 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
If you see this, post egg
Carter Burke has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Carter Burke has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
Yes, I know today is Halloween but I was riffing off of the "I hate gay Halloween" meme, coming up with four costumes that are obscure, but not obtuse. 🎃
November 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Yes, I know today is Halloween but I was riffing off of the "I hate gay Halloween" meme, coming up with four costumes that are obscure, but not obtuse. 🎃
It's beginning to look a lot like 🎃
October 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
It's beginning to look a lot like 🎃
Saw this and had to give it a try. It's tasty and it falls into the category of "self-limiting snacks" — it's spicy enough that I can only inhale so much in a single sitting. 🥒🌶️
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September 29, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Saw this and had to give it a try. It's tasty and it falls into the category of "self-limiting snacks" — it's spicy enough that I can only inhale so much in a single sitting. 🥒🌶️
cc @therealchromatic.bsky.social
hashtagnotaspon
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From five years ago on the Day of Orange Skies and Smoke.
September 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
From five years ago on the Day of Orange Skies and Smoke.
![An image of an orange full moon in the sky with the following text over it:
"SEPTEMBER
FULL
BLOOD MOON
GUIDE
To prepare your space for
Releasing & Cleansing
BURN:
Palo Santo
Lavendar [sic.]
Mugwort
Rapists
Patriarchy
Pedophiles
White Candles
White Supremacy"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ezam6enejg6acekcj2p4eg23/bafkreifdu6p7gy3lobibesh3n2nmf6ihjdtcu2tf6g43hwyqvfginxltfm@jpeg)
It's a little late for a tax scam and I doubt the CA Franchise Tax Board would text me from a number in the Philippines. That wonky URL is another red flag, as are the instructions to "reply with Y..." DO NOT EVER follow those instructions.
Bonus points: how are they going to "email paper check"?
Bonus points: how are they going to "email paper check"?
September 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It's a little late for a tax scam and I doubt the CA Franchise Tax Board would text me from a number in the Philippines. That wonky URL is another red flag, as are the instructions to "reply with Y..." DO NOT EVER follow those instructions.
Bonus points: how are they going to "email paper check"?
Bonus points: how are they going to "email paper check"?
imagine two women. and they are doing stuff together
September 6, 2025 at 8:55 AM
imagine two women. and they are doing stuff together
Who would be the funniest journalist to break the news?
September 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Who would be the funniest journalist to break the news?
Nigella's Totally Chocolate Chocolate Chip Cookies. My apartment is 1,000° but it smells amazing.
August 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Nigella's Totally Chocolate Chocolate Chip Cookies. My apartment is 1,000° but it smells amazing.
Rest in joy, Sister Celeste.
August 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Rest in joy, Sister Celeste.
Always listen to your Sisters.
New sticker for my laptop.
New sticker for my laptop.
August 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Always listen to your Sisters.
New sticker for my laptop.
New sticker for my laptop.
Post a bad woman you love
August 11, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Post a bad woman you love
Don't overthink it: what comic book panels/pages live in your head rent-free?
July 31, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Don't overthink it: what comic book panels/pages live in your head rent-free?
Post an iconic horror movie image
July 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Post an iconic horror movie image
Drop some STAIRCASES
July 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Drop some STAIRCASES
I thought, "If I put cherry tomatoes in this recipe, will that be horrible?" And it really was. And then I poured some of the Calabrian chili oil that Mable gave me on it and that made it even worse.
July 15, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I thought, "If I put cherry tomatoes in this recipe, will that be horrible?" And it really was. And then I poured some of the Calabrian chili oil that Mable gave me on it and that made it even worse.
What in the Early 2000s Walled-Garden Internet bullshit is this? Oh really? It's going to take me to a different website — exactly the fucking experience I expected when I clicked on an obvious link to something that isn't Bluesky? Gosh, thanks holding my hand. @support.bsky.team
July 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
What in the Early 2000s Walled-Garden Internet bullshit is this? Oh really? It's going to take me to a different website — exactly the fucking experience I expected when I clicked on an obvious link to something that isn't Bluesky? Gosh, thanks holding my hand. @support.bsky.team
@therealchromatic.bsky.social this is relevant to your interests.
June 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
@therealchromatic.bsky.social this is relevant to your interests.
I saw some art.
June 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I saw some art.