Maybe they should try using ice cream trucks, with emphasis on the word ICE.

Didn't the US Supreme Court declare that corporations are people?

We live in dangerous times when satire can be mistaken for actual news.

"She always dismisses the notion of prophetic powers – 'I’d have cornered the stock market,'"

I haven't seen the show, but the level of corruption combined with incompetency and evil does seem a new low, certainly for modern times.

"I only hire the best people."
— Donald J Trump

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And this time, I meant it!

I haven't had any mice, but I have rescued many a lost worm crawling across a concrete desert. Poor things apparently have no sense of direction.

A rubber room in a home for the criminally insane