Douglas A. Boneparth
@dougboneparth.bsky.social
Financial Advisor • CNBC Advisor Council • Father Figure • Internet Creature • Buy Money Together
http://www.domoneytogether.com
http://www.domoneytogether.com
50-year mortgages.
15-year auto loans.
It’s almost as if they don’t want you owning anything.
15-year auto loans.
It’s almost as if they don’t want you owning anything.
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
50-year mortgages.
15-year auto loans.
It’s almost as if they don’t want you owning anything.
15-year auto loans.
It’s almost as if they don’t want you owning anything.
This is a classic rotation out of stocks and into poverty.
November 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
This is a classic rotation out of stocks and into poverty.
On days like today, I’m glad I’m diversified across stocks, gold and bitcoin because it allows me to lose money in three totally different ways.
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
On days like today, I’m glad I’m diversified across stocks, gold and bitcoin because it allows me to lose money in three totally different ways.
Today is my birthday.
Do me a favor and take a moment to let the people in your life know you love them. Also, buy my book.
Happy Halloween!
Do me a favor and take a moment to let the people in your life know you love them. Also, buy my book.
Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Today is my birthday.
Do me a favor and take a moment to let the people in your life know you love them. Also, buy my book.
Happy Halloween!
Do me a favor and take a moment to let the people in your life know you love them. Also, buy my book.
Happy Halloween!
Wife: Can you make us go viral for our book launch tomorrow?
Me: Sure.
Wife: Money Together. That’s the book.
Me: Got it.
www.newsweek.com/parents-67-m...
Me: Sure.
Wife: Money Together. That’s the book.
Me: Got it.
www.newsweek.com/parents-67-m...
Parents' 6-7 Halloween costume goes viral: "God's work"
Speaking to Newsweek about the 6-7 meme Halloween costume, Douglas Boneparth said "Once the parents take it the kids think it's uncool."
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October 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Wife: Can you make us go viral for our book launch tomorrow?
Me: Sure.
Wife: Money Together. That’s the book.
Me: Got it.
www.newsweek.com/parents-67-m...
Me: Sure.
Wife: Money Together. That’s the book.
Me: Got it.
www.newsweek.com/parents-67-m...
I see we’re doing this whole “paying off a low rate mortgage” debate again. The real answer is that it’s not your money or life. Focus on yourself. If someone made their life better by paying off their debt, that’s cool.
October 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I see we’re doing this whole “paying off a low rate mortgage” debate again. The real answer is that it’s not your money or life. Focus on yourself. If someone made their life better by paying off their debt, that’s cool.
Our kids hate our Halloween costume.
October 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Our kids hate our Halloween costume.
Money “experts” attacking advisors for charging a 1% fee is lazy, and it usually highlights that person’s insecurity around their own business model or approach to finance. Not to mention it’s tacky. Good advisors know the value they bring. Find something else to talk about.
October 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Money “experts” attacking advisors for charging a 1% fee is lazy, and it usually highlights that person’s insecurity around their own business model or approach to finance. Not to mention it’s tacky. Good advisors know the value they bring. Find something else to talk about.
A relationship doesn’t need to end for you to learn from it. The strongest ones are born from self-awareness and the value of learning about your partner’s lived experiences. Remember, your story is your story.
New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/your-story
New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/your-story
Your story is your story
And ours will never be as important as yours.
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October 21, 2025 at 12:58 PM
A relationship doesn’t need to end for you to learn from it. The strongest ones are born from self-awareness and the value of learning about your partner’s lived experiences. Remember, your story is your story.
New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/your-story
New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/your-story
People who say stuff like this are some of the most miserable people on Earth.
October 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
People who say stuff like this are some of the most miserable people on Earth.
Sundays are fantastic. A whole day dedicated to regretting the past and worrying about the future.
October 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Sundays are fantastic. A whole day dedicated to regretting the past and worrying about the future.
In these dark times of our program, I'd really like to build a Florida Football audience. Where are my Gator fans?
October 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
In these dark times of our program, I'd really like to build a Florida Football audience. Where are my Gator fans?
She's my little soda pop.
I've also come to realize that most parents know the songs, but have never watched the actual movie. Sad. At least I will gain the approval of the children on Halloween.
I've also come to realize that most parents know the songs, but have never watched the actual movie. Sad. At least I will gain the approval of the children on Halloween.
People keep asking us what “fair” means in the context of relationships.
Well, it looks something like this.
(He REALLY wanted to be a Saja Boy. I waddled around all night in a 20 lb wig and latex shorts better suited for a fictional K-Pop star. Because I love him.)
Well, it looks something like this.
(He REALLY wanted to be a Saja Boy. I waddled around all night in a 20 lb wig and latex shorts better suited for a fictional K-Pop star. Because I love him.)
October 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
She's my little soda pop.
I've also come to realize that most parents know the songs, but have never watched the actual movie. Sad. At least I will gain the approval of the children on Halloween.
I've also come to realize that most parents know the songs, but have never watched the actual movie. Sad. At least I will gain the approval of the children on Halloween.
What are we going with here?
October 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
What are we going with here?
I’m going to say something a lot of you on here are not willing to say. I wish you and your family the absolute best. I hope you are safe and find happiness in this life.
October 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I’m going to say something a lot of you on here are not willing to say. I wish you and your family the absolute best. I hope you are safe and find happiness in this life.
So what if the market is having a bad day because some regional banks gave out bad loans? It’s not like that type of behavior can spread to larger banks or anything.
October 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
So what if the market is having a bad day because some regional banks gave out bad loans? It’s not like that type of behavior can spread to larger banks or anything.
Heather wrote an absolute gem for CNBC Make It. Unfortunately, she left out forgetting to buy the dip. www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.cnbc...
The most successful couples never let these 5 money mistakes ruin their relationship, says expert
"You can love each other deeply and still allow money to erode your relationship if you're talking about the wrong issues, or not talking at all," writes money expert Heather Boneparth.
www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org
October 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Heather wrote an absolute gem for CNBC Make It. Unfortunately, she left out forgetting to buy the dip. www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.cnbc...
me at 8am: *puts sheets in wash*
me at 10pm: oh no.
me at 10pm: oh no.
October 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
me at 8am: *puts sheets in wash*
me at 10pm: oh no.
me at 10pm: oh no.
Trump to put the following tariffs in place:
Mercury - 15%
Venus - 15%
Earth - 20%
Mars - 20%
Jupiter - 25%
Saturn - 25%
Uranus - 30%
Neptune - 30%
Pluto - 50%
Mercury - 15%
Venus - 15%
Earth - 20%
Mars - 20%
Jupiter - 25%
Saturn - 25%
Uranus - 30%
Neptune - 30%
Pluto - 50%
August 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Trump to put the following tariffs in place:
Mercury - 15%
Venus - 15%
Earth - 20%
Mars - 20%
Jupiter - 25%
Saturn - 25%
Uranus - 30%
Neptune - 30%
Pluto - 50%
Mercury - 15%
Venus - 15%
Earth - 20%
Mars - 20%
Jupiter - 25%
Saturn - 25%
Uranus - 30%
Neptune - 30%
Pluto - 50%
People are losing their minds for Labubus, the latest collectible craze out of Japan. A life sized version went for $170,000 at auction! This week, Heather explains why we go after these “dumb” fleeting trends.
New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/labubus
New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/labubus
Labubus are dumb, but so am I
On scarcity marketing, parenting, and momentary joy.
www.readthejointaccount.com
June 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
People are losing their minds for Labubus, the latest collectible craze out of Japan. A life sized version went for $170,000 at auction! This week, Heather explains why we go after these “dumb” fleeting trends.
New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/labubus
New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/labubus
We wrote a book on money and relationships.
Money Together
Out October 28th.
Money Together
Out October 28th.
May 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
We wrote a book on money and relationships.
Money Together
Out October 28th.
Money Together
Out October 28th.
BREAKING: Trump blames President Hoover for stock market ‘overhang’.
April 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
BREAKING: Trump blames President Hoover for stock market ‘overhang’.
We’re in a risk-on season of life. But even now, we’re asking: what could we live without? And what can’t we imagine letting go? Before you’re forced to choose, it helps to know.
New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/five-thing...
New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/five-thing...
Five things I could do without (and five things I can't)
You can identify your priorities before your backs are against the wall.
www.readthejointaccount.com
April 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
We’re in a risk-on season of life. But even now, we’re asking: what could we live without? And what can’t we imagine letting go? Before you’re forced to choose, it helps to know.
New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/five-thing...
New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/five-thing...
Amazon: Tariffs are making things more expensive.
White House: No they aren’t.
Amazon: *shows prices with tariffs*
White House: This is a hostile and political act!
White House: No they aren’t.
Amazon: *shows prices with tariffs*
White House: This is a hostile and political act!
April 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Amazon: Tariffs are making things more expensive.
White House: No they aren’t.
Amazon: *shows prices with tariffs*
White House: This is a hostile and political act!
White House: No they aren’t.
Amazon: *shows prices with tariffs*
White House: This is a hostile and political act!
So, like what’s going to happen first? A massive trade announcement that sends markets ripping, or reports of empty store shelves that send them lower? Because I feel like that’s what we’re all waiting for.
April 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
So, like what’s going to happen first? A massive trade announcement that sends markets ripping, or reports of empty store shelves that send them lower? Because I feel like that’s what we’re all waiting for.