Garden gnome
@dontfearthehops.bsky.social
Fan of books, beer, bourbon, tequila, furry critters and most people. Garden gnome in training. St. Louis native.
Had figured since that was enough deviled eggs to successfully hide in. 😀
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Had figured since that was enough deviled eggs to successfully hide in. 😀
Wow, that had to take some time to create. Would almost feel bad about consuming it.
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Wow, that had to take some time to create. Would almost feel bad about consuming it.
Looks delicious! Deviled eggs. 🤤
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Looks delicious! Deviled eggs. 🤤
Looks to me like Gumby has taken up pole dancing.🤷♂️
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Looks to me like Gumby has taken up pole dancing.🤷♂️
I failed parallel parking on my driver's test in a 1965 Chevy Biscayne without power steering. Holy smokes I'm old.
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I failed parallel parking on my driver's test in a 1965 Chevy Biscayne without power steering. Holy smokes I'm old.
Ah yes, instigating the cranberry sauce wars. I grew up with the canned cranberry jelly while my lovely spouse made her own cranberry sauce.
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Ah yes, instigating the cranberry sauce wars. I grew up with the canned cranberry jelly while my lovely spouse made her own cranberry sauce.
It's bad enough that they ruined and tanked KDHX but this is just beating the proverbial dead horse.
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
It's bad enough that they ruined and tanked KDHX but this is just beating the proverbial dead horse.
In fairness though I used to have to parallel park a Ford F150 with extended cab and 8 foot bed when I worked briefly down in the Purina buildings. So I wasn't always pathetic at parallel parking.
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
In fairness though I used to have to parallel park a Ford F150 with extended cab and 8 foot bed when I worked briefly down in the Purina buildings. So I wasn't always pathetic at parallel parking.
Sadly been in the suburbs long enough that every time I parallel park I feel I should issue blanket apologies to everyone in the neighborhood.
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Sadly been in the suburbs long enough that every time I parallel park I feel I should issue blanket apologies to everyone in the neighborhood.
My condolences to everyone.
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My condolences to everyone.
If made with chocolate I would suspect @kzieff.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
If made with chocolate I would suspect @kzieff.bsky.social
Ice is very humbling and nerve-wracking when you have to drive or even walk. Learned the number of stairs from my porch to the street after freezing rain back in the 80s. Hit all 14 before stopping at the bottom. Rude neighbor only gave me a 4 because of bad form.
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Ice is very humbling and nerve-wracking when you have to drive or even walk. Learned the number of stairs from my porch to the street after freezing rain back in the 80s. Hit all 14 before stopping at the bottom. Rude neighbor only gave me a 4 because of bad form.
So a separate line for heroes and villains? Collect them all and see the history come alive.
November 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
So a separate line for heroes and villains? Collect them all and see the history come alive.
It is a very different quality of produce in upscale areas.
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It is a very different quality of produce in upscale areas.
Happier place than the House of Mouse in my opinion. Hope to be there to celebrate 30 years with them.
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Happier place than the House of Mouse in my opinion. Hope to be there to celebrate 30 years with them.
I have family in all those listed professions except theology. Don't think I will reference any of them as non-professionals as I do not want to be shorter while waiting for my legs to heal.
November 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I have family in all those listed professions except theology. Don't think I will reference any of them as non-professionals as I do not want to be shorter while waiting for my legs to heal.
I never get that lucky.
November 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I never get that lucky.
Love those ears!
November 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Love those ears!
About a third of the way through it and no argument from me on your assessment.
November 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
About a third of the way through it and no argument from me on your assessment.
Had never heard that one either but sadly it doesn't shock me.
November 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Had never heard that one either but sadly it doesn't shock me.
I would end up looking like Casper the Friendly Ghost if he dressed up like a garden gnome.
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I would end up looking like Casper the Friendly Ghost if he dressed up like a garden gnome.