@donrowlett.bsky.social
I take seriously my oath to uphold and protect the Constitution. Honorably discharged from the USMC.
Retired software dude. Former theist. Supporter of Reproductive Rights. Ally to LGBTQ. Volunteer firefighter. Poker Fan. Musician.
Retired software dude. Former theist. Supporter of Reproductive Rights. Ally to LGBTQ. Volunteer firefighter. Poker Fan. Musician.
Trigger warning: inappropriate joke ahead:
A man was in a bar, listening to a couple of ample women carrying on a conversation in Welsh.
He asked, "Where are you women from?"
"Wales".
"Okay... where are you whales from?"
A man was in a bar, listening to a couple of ample women carrying on a conversation in Welsh.
He asked, "Where are you women from?"
"Wales".
"Okay... where are you whales from?"
December 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Trigger warning: inappropriate joke ahead:
A man was in a bar, listening to a couple of ample women carrying on a conversation in Welsh.
He asked, "Where are you women from?"
"Wales".
"Okay... where are you whales from?"
A man was in a bar, listening to a couple of ample women carrying on a conversation in Welsh.
He asked, "Where are you women from?"
"Wales".
"Okay... where are you whales from?"
I don't think that cat has enough toes.
December 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I don't think that cat has enough toes.
We watch it every christmas!
December 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
We watch it every christmas!
More reporters like this one, please.
December 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
More reporters like this one, please.
I am in his waiting room as I type this, and the answer to your question is yes.
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I am in his waiting room as I type this, and the answer to your question is yes.
OMG I thought I was the only one.
December 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
OMG I thought I was the only one.
Hoover, our black lab, would be happy to assist here.
December 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Hoover, our black lab, would be happy to assist here.
So sorry for your loss
December 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
So sorry for your loss
Its kinda hard to get someone to accept the truth when their whole life is based on falsehoods they were taught to believe despite evidence debunking it.
December 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Its kinda hard to get someone to accept the truth when their whole life is based on falsehoods they were taught to believe despite evidence debunking it.
Not after we tear it down, it won't.
December 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not after we tear it down, it won't.
As attracted as I am to mysterious women, I'm confessing that I feel a little more attraction towards the mystery chicken.
December 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
As attracted as I am to mysterious women, I'm confessing that I feel a little more attraction towards the mystery chicken.
I have survived skin cancer three times. Let me know if you want to talk.
December 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I have survived skin cancer three times. Let me know if you want to talk.
Ask Santa for unredacted Epstein files
December 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Ask Santa for unredacted Epstein files
I can hardly wait to try the sausage!
December 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I can hardly wait to try the sausage!
Please send crispy turkey skin.
November 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Please send crispy turkey skin.
How exactly does that thing work when you have two pussies?
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
How exactly does that thing work when you have two pussies?
2 down. How Many more Republicans are in Congress?
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
2 down. How Many more Republicans are in Congress?
Put ground coffee beans into sock. Throw sock into saucepan of boiling water. Let's steep for 3 minutes. Remove sock, pour and enjoy coffee.
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Put ground coffee beans into sock. Throw sock into saucepan of boiling water. Let's steep for 3 minutes. Remove sock, pour and enjoy coffee.
I'm a 70 year old guy and I have to admit that I like this movie.
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I'm a 70 year old guy and I have to admit that I like this movie.
I bet his son's "Dad's porn monitor" is screeching like a banshee right about now.
November 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I bet his son's "Dad's porn monitor" is screeching like a banshee right about now.
If AI were trustworthy, I would be out of a job.
November 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
If AI were trustworthy, I would be out of a job.