Andy Smith
@doitinprivate.bsky.social
I have an honorary degree in theoretical math from a fictional university.
I wonder what country might benefit from the failures of our military operations.
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I wonder what country might benefit from the failures of our military operations.
I’d appreciate it if, as a public service, your pointing out to folks it’s not pronounced “ogle” like “goggles” but “ogle” like “ogres.”
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I’d appreciate it if, as a public service, your pointing out to folks it’s not pronounced “ogle” like “goggles” but “ogle” like “ogres.”
One reason we re-watch movies is we’re different people from when we first saw them.
Willy Wonka is hilarious till you become a parent.
Blazing Saddles will always be funniest bc I’m different, the world is, Race is.
Like Network, a prophesying mirror.
Willy Wonka is hilarious till you become a parent.
Blazing Saddles will always be funniest bc I’m different, the world is, Race is.
Like Network, a prophesying mirror.
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
One reason we re-watch movies is we’re different people from when we first saw them.
Willy Wonka is hilarious till you become a parent.
Blazing Saddles will always be funniest bc I’m different, the world is, Race is.
Like Network, a prophesying mirror.
Willy Wonka is hilarious till you become a parent.
Blazing Saddles will always be funniest bc I’m different, the world is, Race is.
Like Network, a prophesying mirror.
I wonder who they voted for.
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I wonder who they voted for.
Got you beat. The Last Jedi, Rey’s at Luke’s, she sees the non-humans going about their business, clearly not just intelligent but, y’know, people:
She says “What are those things?”
She says “What are those things?”
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Got you beat. The Last Jedi, Rey’s at Luke’s, she sees the non-humans going about their business, clearly not just intelligent but, y’know, people:
She says “What are those things?”
She says “What are those things?”
At least his dad gave him one thing he didn’t lose.
November 21, 2025 at 8:41 AM
At least his dad gave him one thing he didn’t lose.
Like Trump, Jesus would just forgive himself.
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Like Trump, Jesus would just forgive himself.
There should be a quiet piggy quiet pedo meme. Who do I see about that?
November 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
There should be a quiet piggy quiet pedo meme. Who do I see about that?
You say that like it’s a bad thing
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
You say that like it’s a bad thing
We shouldn’t identify her, but someone ought to check up on that grad student he bullied, make sure she’s still in her chosen field, make sure she’s okay.
November 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
We shouldn’t identify her, but someone ought to check up on that grad student he bullied, make sure she’s still in her chosen field, make sure she’s okay.
The big bombshell: Steve Bannon was prediabetic.
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The big bombshell: Steve Bannon was prediabetic.
They beefed up ICE because ICE is all that stands between them and a guillotine.
November 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
They beefed up ICE because ICE is all that stands between them and a guillotine.
They don't let people convicted of sex crimes live near a school.
If you commit a crime at a school, like speeding, penalties are enhanced.
Our laws, our communities, and our common sense tell us school, and the presence of children in it, is a sacred place.
If you commit a crime at a school, like speeding, penalties are enhanced.
Our laws, our communities, and our common sense tell us school, and the presence of children in it, is a sacred place.
November 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
They don't let people convicted of sex crimes live near a school.
If you commit a crime at a school, like speeding, penalties are enhanced.
Our laws, our communities, and our common sense tell us school, and the presence of children in it, is a sacred place.
If you commit a crime at a school, like speeding, penalties are enhanced.
Our laws, our communities, and our common sense tell us school, and the presence of children in it, is a sacred place.
The struggle not to bust for Impersonating a Police Officer must be fierce.
October 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The struggle not to bust for Impersonating a Police Officer must be fierce.
We hated Manchin but every once in a while he’d vote in our favor unless it threatened the Republican (im)balance of power, like voting rights, DC and PR statehoods, child poverty spending that made govt look like a force for good.
October 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
We hated Manchin but every once in a while he’d vote in our favor unless it threatened the Republican (im)balance of power, like voting rights, DC and PR statehoods, child poverty spending that made govt look like a force for good.
A bigger question:
Why are so many Democrats/liberals drifting past Newsom’s anti-trans and Platner’s tats?
We are desperate for tough-talking fighters.
Why are so many Democrats/liberals drifting past Newsom’s anti-trans and Platner’s tats?
We are desperate for tough-talking fighters.
October 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
A bigger question:
Why are so many Democrats/liberals drifting past Newsom’s anti-trans and Platner’s tats?
We are desperate for tough-talking fighters.
Why are so many Democrats/liberals drifting past Newsom’s anti-trans and Platner’s tats?
We are desperate for tough-talking fighters.
even threw in a “torpor” there
October 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
even threw in a “torpor” there
Red state FEMA makes sense. You can destroy and rebuild Alabama for about $11.94 retail.
October 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Red state FEMA makes sense. You can destroy and rebuild Alabama for about $11.94 retail.
Hey, he has just as much a right to say he's a farmer as you have to say you're a chiropractor, CEO of LexCorp, or Otis Redding.
October 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Hey, he has just as much a right to say he's a farmer as you have to say you're a chiropractor, CEO of LexCorp, or Otis Redding.
And “I’m mad a popular brand is available to black (or gay) (or trans) persons.”
October 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
And “I’m mad a popular brand is available to black (or gay) (or trans) persons.”