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todd bonzalez
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i still hate babe ruth
they/she

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coming to bluesky in solicitation of more birthday wishes. thank you for your time
October 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Reposted by todd bonzalez
Some podcast host asking Twins catcher Ryan Jeffers about Trevor Bauer and he fucking cooked I fear.

"Did you tell your son what he's accused of?" 👑
March 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
paying a visit to the sky to say happy valentine’s day
February 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
guy next to us at the knicks game is doing this about the Nova Knicks lore
January 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
juan soto :) met :)
December 9, 2024 at 1:05 PM
he’s so good at this
December 9, 2024 at 1:38 AM
heard about snackwraps coming back in 2025 this recession is about to be SWEEEEET
December 5, 2024 at 9:50 PM
thinking about juan soto denting the green monster for 81 days every summer until the sun explodes
December 2, 2024 at 3:47 PM
why are people inviting me to blackout wednesday. i am twenty nine years old. i am drinking a martini on the couch and watching National Treasure
November 28, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Tua Tagovailoa today:

29/40
317 Yards
4-0 TD/INT

9-0 against the Patriots
November 24, 2024 at 9:42 PM
i cannot stop laughing at how terribly reductive that original post is
The thing is that if you really believe they’re Nazis you can’t then say “but they don’t affect too much outside of politics right?”
November 24, 2024 at 9:39 PM
A Real Pain was beautiful and i am so ☹️☹️☹️☹️
November 19, 2024 at 11:04 PM
the sixers are an absolute disaster so allow me to say: hahahaahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahhahahahahaaaaaa
November 19, 2024 at 5:22 PM
how does a gold glove winner finish sixth in any serious contest lmao
This was the 2nd-closest AL Rookie of the Year award voting since 1980.
November 19, 2024 at 12:12 AM
this team
OG Anunoby is so funny and he doesn't even try to be 😂 Grabbing the mic from Alan and then you got KAT in the back 😂
November 18, 2024 at 3:07 AM
making a chicken pot pie for the first time since i almost cut my finger off making one last year
November 17, 2024 at 8:27 PM
holy SHIT hahahahhah the twist in Conclave is truly and completely unpredictable
November 16, 2024 at 5:49 PM
well that ended swiftly
obsessed with this british girl on tiktok who just accidentally started a feudal war in her ant farm
November 16, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Conan O’Brien hosting the Oscars. it’s morning in america.
November 15, 2024 at 1:50 PM
obsessed with this british girl on tiktok who just accidentally started a feudal war in her ant farm
November 15, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Reposted by todd bonzalez
This is largely how I feel thinking about Juan Soto right now
a cartoon of coyote painting a tunnel with looney tunes on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of coyote painting a tunnel with looney tunes on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2024 at 3:45 PM
getting my hopes up for no reason >>>>
November 14, 2024 at 4:32 PM
i’m doing so much nothing at work today you wouldn’t believe it
November 13, 2024 at 6:08 PM
might actually have to start using this thing huh
November 6, 2024 at 7:50 PM
i look forward to joining my first group dm on here when they roll that feature out in 6-8 months
May 23, 2024 at 2:45 PM