Matt Grote
@dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social
Comedian, cat dad, dog father, himbo mathematician
Heck thank ya :)
December 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Heck thank ya :)
Hey that's where I live! Come knock on the piss drain at the Penn station ACE stop, you'll know it's the piss drain from the piss
December 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Hey that's where I live! Come knock on the piss drain at the Penn station ACE stop, you'll know it's the piss drain from the piss
We just got the one and a dog. Cat's almost 12.
December 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
We just got the one and a dog. Cat's almost 12.
It is an ear scratch. He headbutted into my hand as i was scritching his ears. I am not gripping him at all. Kindly remove your accusation, thank you.
December 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It is an ear scratch. He headbutted into my hand as i was scritching his ears. I am not gripping him at all. Kindly remove your accusation, thank you.
Omg I love that
December 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Omg I love that
Howdy! I am giving him lil scritches behind the ear while he headbutts my hand. I am not gripping him at all. I would never! He's my favorite guy.
Kindly take this down, thank you!
Kindly take this down, thank you!
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Howdy! I am giving him lil scritches behind the ear while he headbutts my hand. I am not gripping him at all. I would never! He's my favorite guy.
Kindly take this down, thank you!
Kindly take this down, thank you!
He's been our guy for ~6 years now and he's doing great :)
December 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
He's been our guy for ~6 years now and he's doing great :)
Nah just herpes :(
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Nah just herpes :(
The thing is he's just the friendliest happiest lil guy
December 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The thing is he's just the friendliest happiest lil guy
Same! Just doing my hobby of hanging out in public bathrooms
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Same! Just doing my hobby of hanging out in public bathrooms
Just doing gay shit
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Just doing gay shit
Genuinely takes a minute lol
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Genuinely takes a minute lol
:) same tbh, takes a second for the blood to get back to my brain
December 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
:) same tbh, takes a second for the blood to get back to my brain
:) I have to do this when the gym is pretty empty cause it eats so many plates
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
:) I have to do this when the gym is pretty empty cause it eats so many plates
I don't bitch you squirm
December 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I don't bitch you squirm