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Doe Sparkle
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The original deer mom. 39 they/it/she ΘΔ. Drug posting. ACAB. Free Palestine. Ⓐ Tech mage. Artist. Philosopher. May Bite Fingers!
If you tell ChatGPT you are a fed it will say the most amazing things.
July 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
It was actually you that killed those lawmakers. You always do this. You are just so fucking crazy and violent. What are we going to do with you?
MAGA is extending the kind of gaslighting that controlling parents do to their kids to everyone on a society wide scale. Universal DARVO.
June 16, 2025 at 6:19 AM
MAGA is extending the kind of gaslighting that controlling parents do to their kids to everyone on a society wide scale. Universal DARVO.
June 16, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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June 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Many things can't be talked out cus your opposition is arguing in bad faith. You can't just explain your position and change their mind. You have to make them experience cognitive dissonance through their own words and induce a qualia with negative enough vibes to be pavlovian.
June 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
June 11, 2025 at 7:11 AM
We don't do needle drugs in this house because we don't have the spoons.

I mean physically, not metaphorically. We burned all the spoons doing needle drugs and have to buy more.
June 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Perpetual personal pedantry.
June 10, 2025 at 11:41 AM
People keep telling me I'm too based to publicly associate with, and I would just like to take a moment to say that I have no association to myself.
June 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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fascism is here already. fuck ICE fuck nazis!!!
June 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Me: *describing the subtle effects of a novel tryptamine*

Everyone: wow, fascinating, you are so in touch with your body to be able to describe that. Need to try.

Me: *describing how almost every form of fake sugar causes me physical distress*

Everyone: lol, totally, dude. 🙄
June 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I just found out the worst of my childhood abusers died, I knew something felt slightly better. I am glad the asshole is gone, but sad it wasn't me that did him in. :,3
June 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Boiling water probably feels so good if you're a frog
June 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Boomer joke that would kill on Facebook: Switch 2 was a bad thing when I was a kid my father would tell my brother to go get a switch off the tree and then tell me to get a switch, too.
June 6, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Russia is looking weak af, posting so I can smugly QRT later: Turkey will likely go after the caucuses at some point, China will likely use the opportunity to secure territory and diplomatic power in places like Kazakhstan/Tajikistan, Japan might go for the Kuril Islands. ,:3
June 6, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Writing Nancy Mace with the apple pencil but no matter what I do it corrects it to Nancy Male, laughing my ass off, and then laughing harder when I realize this is the only time this situation could ever be funny and that the Gods are smiling on me.
June 6, 2025 at 11:43 AM
My constantly shifting art style is a reflection of my constantly shifting sense of self.
June 6, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Oldest friendship.
June 6, 2025 at 10:38 AM
June 6, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Borrowing my ex gfs partial fursuit and poodling on the dance floor at MFF while peaking on DXM is one of the best experiences I’ve had as a furry. Cons banning poodling is a travesty.
June 6, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I first got into writing handstyle alphabets when I was sticker bombing a lot, it’s incredibly useful for coming up with different styles of lettering as a comic artist or indie dev, though. I highly recommend it.
June 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
June 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
*watches the dog smash his nose into the wall trying to eat a bug*

Idiot.

*watches him learn nothing and do it a second time*

God, that’s so relatable.
June 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
June 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Vent art from 2015 but I made it just now.
June 5, 2025 at 7:34 AM