alexander boobs
@doctormoron.bsky.social
if having thoughts is a crime then call me gangster face pacino. roommate is mold
lather salesman: ah mr boobs i see you have ordered one lather. would you prefer rich or non rich
me, staring daggers, seething: …rich you imbecile
me, staring daggers, seething: …rich you imbecile
December 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
lather salesman: ah mr boobs i see you have ordered one lather. would you prefer rich or non rich
me, staring daggers, seething: …rich you imbecile
me, staring daggers, seething: …rich you imbecile
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if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette
starting to worry that my phone isnt goimg to fix me
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 AM
starting to worry that my phone isnt goimg to fix me
beloved musician moby has died at the age of 193. he is best known for the music he made for commercials
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
beloved musician moby has died at the age of 193. he is best known for the music he made for commercials
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2:12 going back for more Olive ass photo
December 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
2:12 going back for more Olive ass photo
she fulnecky on my essay til i adjunct
December 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
she fulnecky on my essay til i adjunct
*loud as hell burp* “excuse me”
December 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
*loud as hell burp* “excuse me”
the grinch has been appointed head of ice global operations the freaking grincgh
December 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
the grinch has been appointed head of ice global operations the freaking grincgh
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im going to fuck the arch
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
im going to fuck the arch
i wish there was a slurp juice that i could use on multiple apes
December 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
i wish there was a slurp juice that i could use on multiple apes
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the orange man? he is indeed bad
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
the orange man? he is indeed bad
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[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you
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kredit patel. please retweet
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
kredit patel. please retweet
so funny that they have to continue planning the 28 olympics that are 100% going to happen. here
December 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
so funny that they have to continue planning the 28 olympics that are 100% going to happen. here
the us has broken into 20 regional warring cryptocurrency factions. the federal government is just a bunch of ai shitposting accounts. i am still somehow responsible for my student loan payments
December 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
the us has broken into 20 regional warring cryptocurrency factions. the federal government is just a bunch of ai shitposting accounts. i am still somehow responsible for my student loan payments
the Juiceless Purveyor
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
the Juiceless Purveyor
profanity bot told me im using exactly the right amount of profanity
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 AM
profanity bot told me im using exactly the right amount of profanity
there should be a corporation whose mission is not to kill everyone
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
there should be a corporation whose mission is not to kill everyone
the uncles karamazov
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
the uncles karamazov
im peacocking and im negging and im doing kino i am told females love this shit and will masturbate you as a reward
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
im peacocking and im negging and im doing kino i am told females love this shit and will masturbate you as a reward
i can almost always find the ingredients at the ingredients store
November 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
i can almost always find the ingredients at the ingredients store
hock tooie on that thing. spit a loogie on the dick then suck the loogie
November 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
hock tooie on that thing. spit a loogie on the dick then suck the loogie
sometimes i think restaurant workers dont really care about getting my order right they just want money so they dont die
November 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
sometimes i think restaurant workers dont really care about getting my order right they just want money so they dont die
when lewis ck jacks off: hes so brave hes a comedy legend
when i jack off: hes so brave but i refuse to watch his self funded comedy special
when i jack off: hes so brave but i refuse to watch his self funded comedy special
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
when lewis ck jacks off: hes so brave hes a comedy legend
when i jack off: hes so brave but i refuse to watch his self funded comedy special
when i jack off: hes so brave but i refuse to watch his self funded comedy special
