DoctorFunkopolis
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DoctorFunkopolis
@doctorfunkopolis.bsky.social
Cat dad. Lazy maniac. I like stuff. Not a real doctor?

Unity shatters chains.
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All those pro-Israel people who spread false rape stories are taking the real rape stories seriously, right?
We Need to Get Justice for these Prisoners NOW!

This is happening to MEN and WOMEN 🤬🤬🤬
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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I will say my favorite part of Blood and Guts was Roderick Strong being unable to put anyone through a table, and the cartoony “bird on a windshield” sound it made when he tried it to Yuta
#aew #roderickstrong #prowrestling #wrestlesky
November 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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I have loved Roddy for such a long time, I’m happy to see AEW let him go and be himself
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Jack Black issuing a statement saying that Patton Oswalt and Sarah Kendzior are no longer a part of Tenacious D
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Teen Vogue fired a bunch of their POC staff when they were doing actual journalism meanwhile Olivia Nuzzi is like "the brainworms whale carcass racist seduced me" and is heralded as some kind of hero
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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I think we can move this story full circle with a reminder that RFK Jr. also committed sexual assault and flew on Jeffrey Epstein's jet, which he rationalized by explaining that he also knew Harvey Weinstein and Bill Cosby.
November 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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I hope if nothing else it opens people's eyes to what's going on. I used to consistently hear "the media just wants clicks/ratings." If they wanted that they would be doggedly pursuing the Epstein story. But what they actually want is to help Trump rule us and ultimately enslave us
Any other time, any other President, and "the dude was in a global conspiracy to fuck them kids" would have been 24/7 coverage. Even Dubya.

I remember the fucking Lewinsky coverage. Our media have become craven hacks carrying water for rich pedophiles and I feel insane typing that but there it is.
“a nothing burger” lol
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Media: we're just smol beans they won't talk to us if we use factual language
Same that there’s no such thing as “having sex with a child” - it’s called RAPE
Editorial note for anyone writing about Epstein, there is no such thing as an "underage woman."
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Predator Badlands is cute and really fun.
BUT is that want I (we) want from a Predator movie?

Yes.

I WANT franchise to grow out of their original conceits.
I WANT properties the grow their universes.
and I WANT to have fun while watching movies.
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Every "population crisis" article in western media is just "WHERE ARE THE WHITE BABIES" in disguise and we absolutely do not have to give any credence to any of them
November 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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sure seems like the NYT editorial board not only wants to destroy the lives of minorities via platforming fascists but also is complicit in a cabal of pedophilic criminals who are overthrowing the US government and committing one of the worst genocides since WWII @nytimes.com @nytopinion.nytimes.com
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills: the emails from Landon Thomas has his New York Times signature block...he was employed by NY Times at the time. He was communicating directly with Epstein about Trump, and was given incriminating information about Trump. It's been in NYT's possession since 2015
November 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
In the 70's a new vision of the economy was created.

In this economy, people are meant to consume ONLY. The ideal US citizen would have an income of net zero that might actually be negative due to borrowing.

Accumulation of wealth was diverted. The pension was eliminated in favor of the 401k..
I don't even think folks in flyover country believe that nonsense. Nobody can buy a house because of American investors gobbling up every damn one for sale and then charging an exorbitant rent for each and every one. www.ajc.com/news/atlanta...
Investors now own 30% of metro Atlanta’s single-family rental homes, data shows
Sen. Jon Ossoff unveiled new data showing corporate ownership in the region is about 10 times the national average.
www.ajc.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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JD Vance owns a company that buys American real estate and sells it to foreign investors. They specifically target Americans in crisis to buy their property for less than it is worth.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Theres a huge disconnect between the meathead music I listen to and my politics.

Almost all of it sounds like I should be in a truck, wearing sunglasses and yelling about trans people in sports.

But im not, I just like this stupid shit.
Bump the La La
YouTube video by Kix - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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My daughter is 15, a child with a baby face whom I won’t even put in an Uber by herself. Just utterly disgusting from the same people who have spent years demonizing trans people as predators for daring even to exist. What are we even doing right now?
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Keeping in mind Bernie Sanders said Trump was doing a good job on immigration and border security, its important to remember basically no one in the federal government can be trusted on this topic.
you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Holy shit did Kyle O’Reilly look insane last night or what? What a fun show Dynamite was.
#kyleoreilly #aew #prowrestling #wrestlesky
November 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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The whole time he was bleeding like crazy all I could think was “HE’S DIABETIC! HIS SUGAR CAN’T BE GREAT LOSING THAT MUCH BLOOD” The things you think about when you’re married to a diabetic.
#wrestlingart #procreate #digitalart
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Megyn Kelly is pro child abuse. Should never have her name mentioned without it.
when your example of 'barely legal' is just literally illegal
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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The new spending under Democrats was to have a proxy war with Russia and to conduct a genocide.

That spending could theoretically do something good comes up against what Democrats actually spend money on.
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Weak as water, he is. If he doesn’t have the stomach, he can always not watch.
whos shocked that some idiot is pearl clutching over the womens blood and guts match lol. #aewdynamite #aewbloodandguts
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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literally like

but instead they focused on trying to get trans people killed
At what point does the New York Times get charged as organizationally conspiring to abet human trafficking of minors.
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM