I assume that everything in your life is on figurative fire and being slowly being consumed into the eternal flame of madness.

Will Santa bring lots of padding this year?

The commission you did for me is always my personal favorite.

What about leap year?

“Oh wow, this is such a good mirror!”

“Dude, that’s MY diapered rump you’re looking at…”

“So…? It’s still very shiny.”

being alive and sentient just sucks i think

Ruthus says hi.

What do I get in return?

Are you suggesting that you have ideas or fantasies that you don’t believe will come true due to your expectations and the conflicting social norms of such desires?

In the perspective like yourself, it may perhaps be that you haven’t put thought on what you want or simply have everything you wanted in the moment. For an individual that is comfortable with what they have, there is no need to own more.

Is cute. Very nice.

That’s the same thing with extra steps.

I only have a -$12 bill.

You may have to test your hypothesis, just to confirm your theory for this statement.

It’s the equivalent to saying, “Jumbo Shrimp”.

I remember the time when my teammates told me to, “STOP GAMBLING AND WORK ON THE MACHINE!” Then I said “MAKE ME!”, and then they quit to never return again.