And then I’ll say I have an infinite number of wishes.

I wish to always be correct.

Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s an animal psychologist out there who has experienced this as well and decided to study it. Theres gotta be at least at least a few papers titled, “why does my pet decide it’s time to pee whenever I go to pee?”

(Please note: make sure you don’t actually get to that point if you can help it. It ain’t healthy!)

The trick is to get to that point where you’re so thirsty that plain water tastes like the best thing ever.

And yeah, my copy I got a year or two back has the same cover as well. Always found it interesting!

The guy on the right of the cover actually inspired a model I made earlier this year. Still need to get around to painting it though…

Funny you should say that; I have actually found I do sleep a lot more soundly since getting a cat!

I used to get anxious at night when I heard noises. Always made me want to hide under the bed covers. Now when I hear something at night a little smile creeps on my face. It’s a nice change!

I also gotta put away the washing from the previous week. Hopefully before this week’s washing is finished!

Plus, isn’t that a major plot point in more than a few Transformers movies?

Optimus Prime being pissed off with humans just became way more relatable.

My non-biological ass walking in to teach them a lesson:

As cool as it would be, as it happens I am not an autonomous non-biological robotic life form from the planet Cybertron.

Me to Rory Stewart:

One day I would like to find a girl who likes kissing and finding good rocks.

I love how cats are like, “oh, I love this, this is excellent, I want belly rubs all the time, this is the life—NO, NOT LOVE, ATTACK!”