Thank you Tom! Please tell me you've done Dean Malenko...

We already know the search history.

Watching this video and telling my register that I'm on to it's bulshit!

Need I remind America, the Cobra was out here using Weather Dominators and making mashups of Our Greatest Terrible Humans to Ever Lead People? Just drive a tank over them!

GI Joe needed sooo many more tanks! Fuck your ninjas!

You would have been better off recruiting Jack Burton, Ellen Ripley, Carl Weathers and the dad from Family Matters, than any news ninja not named Snake or Storm!

They sucked.

They sucked just like how GI Joe thought you fight terrorism with fake army weapons!

Cobra are terrorists and in the history of GI Joe, they recruited a guy to be the clean air guy once, but a few years later, recruited a replacement guy, and may have given him the same name???

But Not ninjas gonna fix it?

Bitch you welcome to try!

All this Cobra terrorism BS is happening and the Joes have all this skill, but then a) let's Snake Eyes lean into ninja bs and b) train a cascade failure of even less useful not ninjas??? No!

Your cat is on some legend shit!

Big Trouble in Little China

In my head you are 6'3" and perfectly capable of ransacking our kitchens, face painted, in a fur lined cloak and making off with the goods.

I'll just say that ppl have written music on 2nd hand instuments and sung to no accompanyment forever. I learned drums from music videos and VHS tapes!

Hip-Hop is a global instrustry built of beats, rhymes and found sound!

And all you need AI to be a singer/songwriter? This person is a bot!

I miss you Amy J!!!

Let's goooo!

For YEARS I wait til my wife goes to pee, then...I talk my shit ...

I only do it cuz I noticed that they STOP talking that good shit when she comes back. I have no idea why.

All her politics comes from NPR or WBEZ.

I don't get it but I just smell fake conservative and go in!

Note: my BIL is not a Colonizer in any way that the US gov, we would categorize as such. PR didn't land on Plymouth Rock, it landed on PR, but my BIL...us one of THOSE...so ...I have to be negotiated with, every holiday, to not set the house on fire, telling folk what I think of the bitch in them.

No, this is not for Thanksgiving. This is just to prove I can, to myself. I won't bring my food to a holiday til someone fucks up the Mac and Cheese

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