If they think “Santa Buddy give me a yacht” sounds LESS gay, I have some very bad news for them.

Here’s to hoping Wicked: For Good isn’t Cannonball Run 2. Because yikes.

An entire party that relies upon casual racist fearmongering because they don’t have any actual policies. Just a bunch of ghouls.

Diabolical plot twist: the entire C-suite at Black Rock is undocumented.

If we don’t toss him now, what is even the point? The left has as little power as possible while still existing. If leadership doesn’t take responsibility for it, then we are indeed fully cooked. The election made the desire for new leadership pretty dang evident.

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Truly this is every other booth at the Applebees.

“Old man yells at body horror cardamom frangipane tart.”

Tids & pids.

Also you’re not allowed back in that Dunkin location.