Doc Kennedy
@dockennedy.bsky.social
Gen X standard-bearer. Eastern NC born. UNC alum. Public education avenger. Cancer survivor. Drive-thru ruiner.
Damn man. So sorry.
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Damn man. So sorry.
The 10 funniest words in sitcom history
two men standing in front of a door with the words as god is my witness on the bottom
ALT: two men standing in front of a door with the words as god is my witness on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The 10 funniest words in sitcom history
On one hand Kids These Days™ have no idea how absolutely cool the Hornets were in the 90s. Teal Starter jackets, Grandmama ads, Space Jam and all the 90s NBA movies.
OTOH, they were never really *good*. Still never won a 7-game series in franchise history.
It's complicated.
OTOH, they were never really *good*. Still never won a 7-game series in franchise history.
It's complicated.
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
On one hand Kids These Days™ have no idea how absolutely cool the Hornets were in the 90s. Teal Starter jackets, Grandmama ads, Space Jam and all the 90s NBA movies.
OTOH, they were never really *good*. Still never won a 7-game series in franchise history.
It's complicated.
OTOH, they were never really *good*. Still never won a 7-game series in franchise history.
It's complicated.
No Clay (giggles), you go ahead (snickers), you vote first. We're right behind you (dies laughing)
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
No Clay (giggles), you go ahead (snickers), you vote first. We're right behind you (dies laughing)
Do you have an old school back scratcher? I think Walmart has a telescoping one but one long enough to grab the door handle should work
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Do you have an old school back scratcher? I think Walmart has a telescoping one but one long enough to grab the door handle should work
Must. Cop. That. Hat.
*breaks phone smashing keyboard to head to online store*
*breaks phone smashing keyboard to head to online store*
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Must. Cop. That. Hat.
*breaks phone smashing keyboard to head to online store*
*breaks phone smashing keyboard to head to online store*
The lower third in Harrigan's Fox hit says "Charolette".
More like Charo-lette AMIRITE
More like Charo-lette AMIRITE
a man and a woman are dancing on a stage . the woman is wearing a colorful dress .
ALT: a man and a woman are dancing on a stage . the woman is wearing a colorful dress .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The lower third in Harrigan's Fox hit says "Charolette".
More like Charo-lette AMIRITE
More like Charo-lette AMIRITE
"Charolette"?
Or, Charo-lette
Or, Charo-lette
a man and a woman are dancing on a stage . the woman is wearing a colorful dress .
ALT: a man and a woman are dancing on a stage . the woman is wearing a colorful dress .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
"Charolette"?
Or, Charo-lette
Or, Charo-lette
What's that bear doing? With a Saints fan?
November 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
What's that bear doing? With a Saints fan?
You would've thought it would have gotten better when Sean Payton left but still blech.
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
You would've thought it would have gotten better when Sean Payton left but still blech.
You talking about Canes or Tar Heels?
November 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
You talking about Canes or Tar Heels?
Literally had this conversation at dinner with my in-laws tonight (they, being experienced airline passengers, knew the correct meaning)
a woman with her arms in the air and the words " you are amazing " behind her
ALT: a woman with her arms in the air and the words " you are amazing " behind her
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Literally had this conversation at dinner with my in-laws tonight (they, being experienced airline passengers, knew the correct meaning)
LOL Bluesky labeled it as adult content
November 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
LOL Bluesky labeled it as adult content
Most likely. When I had my hip replaced on a Monday, the nurse told me at discharge that Wednesday was gonna suuuccckkk.
And she was right.
So will your first therapy appointment BTW but it all gets better.
And she was right.
So will your first therapy appointment BTW but it all gets better.
November 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Most likely. When I had my hip replaced on a Monday, the nurse told me at discharge that Wednesday was gonna suuuccckkk.
And she was right.
So will your first therapy appointment BTW but it all gets better.
And she was right.
So will your first therapy appointment BTW but it all gets better.
If only I knew what that was. Also I'm an old.
November 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
If only I knew what that was. Also I'm an old.
