Douglas James Keurig
@dkeurig.bsky.social
“Soulwise, these are trying times.”
Why are we always seeking to “eliminate” “the toughest stains.” They deserve our respect
January 15, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Why are we always seeking to “eliminate” “the toughest stains.” They deserve our respect
Love when you call the insurance company and they hit you with “Okay just so you know nothing I say today is a guarantee of payment or reimbursement, all claims are subject to rejection, everything I say is a lie; nothing is true; all likeness to any real people, living or dead, is
entirely coincid
entirely coincid
December 27, 2023 at 10:55 PM
Love when you call the insurance company and they hit you with “Okay just so you know nothing I say today is a guarantee of payment or reimbursement, all claims are subject to rejection, everything I say is a lie; nothing is true; all likeness to any real people, living or dead, is
entirely coincid
entirely coincid
The Beach Boys really said it when they sang “Christmas comes this time each year.”
December 21, 2023 at 7:03 PM
The Beach Boys really said it when they sang “Christmas comes this time each year.”
Don’t tell anyone but I do the Arrested Development “Mayonegg” thing with almonds and raisins.
December 20, 2023 at 8:31 PM
Don’t tell anyone but I do the Arrested Development “Mayonegg” thing with almonds and raisins.
Update: DocuSign now allows you to sign in Blackadder ITC.
December 15, 2023 at 9:48 PM
Update: DocuSign now allows you to sign in Blackadder ITC.
NBA court side banner ad: “I F E E L SLOVENIA”
December 15, 2023 at 2:29 AM
NBA court side banner ad: “I F E E L SLOVENIA”
If you’re a Planet Fitness Black Card holder they let you use the PF Bacta Tank.
December 8, 2023 at 8:49 PM
If you’re a Planet Fitness Black Card holder they let you use the PF Bacta Tank.
That one “LARGE WITHDRAWAL ALERT” from your bank that changes everything 😝
December 8, 2023 at 7:43 PM
That one “LARGE WITHDRAWAL ALERT” from your bank that changes everything 😝
Dreamt about a car called the Honda Pariah.
December 5, 2023 at 1:53 PM
Dreamt about a car called the Honda Pariah.
Studying in the Way of Dry Basement
December 3, 2023 at 6:35 PM
Studying in the Way of Dry Basement
I would eat the Mitt Romney sandwich.
September 14, 2023 at 5:15 PM
I would eat the Mitt Romney sandwich.
Oscar Wilde called separating your recycling “the triumph of hope over experience.”
September 10, 2023 at 6:44 PM
Oscar Wilde called separating your recycling “the triumph of hope over experience.”
You’re not imagining it; it should be 4PM right now. The heat is impacting the facility in Frederick, MD that manufactures linear time.
September 8, 2023 at 6:34 PM
You’re not imagining it; it should be 4PM right now. The heat is impacting the facility in Frederick, MD that manufactures linear time.
Trash night in 90° + 🙂
September 7, 2023 at 11:33 PM
Trash night in 90° + 🙂
Getting a lot of Toucan-based lifestyle content served to me. Exotic bird lobby thinks they have me nailed.
September 6, 2023 at 7:47 PM
Getting a lot of Toucan-based lifestyle content served to me. Exotic bird lobby thinks they have me nailed.
Soup for my family
September 5, 2023 at 1:35 PM
Soup for my family
Leave home and keep leavin’
September 4, 2023 at 10:58 PM
Leave home and keep leavin’
Enshrine Labor Day as a month-long observance.
September 4, 2023 at 12:26 AM
Enshrine Labor Day as a month-long observance.
50% humidity. God smiles on humanity.
August 31, 2023 at 3:09 PM
50% humidity. God smiles on humanity.
I recently learned Honda discontinued the Fit in 2020. But even the light of dead stars still illuminate the sky…
August 30, 2023 at 1:35 AM
I recently learned Honda discontinued the Fit in 2020. But even the light of dead stars still illuminate the sky…
The MLB caption bot is not on here yet.
August 23, 2023 at 11:01 PM
The MLB caption bot is not on here yet.
Word Archeologists uncovering a new, hitherto unknown layer of Track Changes and unlocking the ancient evil of Pazuzu.
August 23, 2023 at 7:01 PM
Word Archeologists uncovering a new, hitherto unknown layer of Track Changes and unlocking the ancient evil of Pazuzu.
AidVantage called me threatening me.
August 23, 2023 at 1:41 AM
AidVantage called me threatening me.
Portal location
Gap, Pennsylvania
Population: 2,146
Photos from Google Places API
Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gap,_Pennsylvania
Population: 2,146
Photos from Google Places API
Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gap,_Pennsylvania
August 22, 2023 at 3:40 PM
Portal location