Lizzy McGuire
@dizzylizzymcguire.bsky.social
Be kind. Read good books. Make art. Do no harm. Take no shit.
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This one time, my mother dressed me as John Wayne Gacy for Halloween.
Look. I’m trying.
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Look. I’m trying.
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meanwhile in the Group Chat, my IRL BFF @dizzylizzymcguire.bsky.social DEVASTATED me with a Forehead Burn. lollll
@jamesleech.bsky.social @afterglow2046.bsky.social
@jamesleech.bsky.social @afterglow2046.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
meanwhile in the Group Chat, my IRL BFF @dizzylizzymcguire.bsky.social DEVASTATED me with a Forehead Burn. lollll
@jamesleech.bsky.social @afterglow2046.bsky.social
@jamesleech.bsky.social @afterglow2046.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
This one time, my mother dressed me as John Wayne Gacy for Halloween.
November 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
This one time, my mother dressed me as John Wayne Gacy for Halloween.
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I was on the phone with my IRL BFF, @dizzylizzymcguire.bsky.social, last night and told her "I talk a LOT less than I did as a teen these days," and she said "You talk...... Less.. now?" rightfully shocked
October 24, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I was on the phone with my IRL BFF, @dizzylizzymcguire.bsky.social, last night and told her "I talk a LOT less than I did as a teen these days," and she said "You talk...... Less.. now?" rightfully shocked
“And everyone in Balencia gowns with red corsages, and big dance palaces full of music and lights and racial impurity and gender confusion. And all the deities are creole, mulatto, brown as the mouths of rivers. Race, taste and history finally overcome. And you ain't there.”
- Angels in America
- Angels in America
October 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
“And everyone in Balencia gowns with red corsages, and big dance palaces full of music and lights and racial impurity and gender confusion. And all the deities are creole, mulatto, brown as the mouths of rivers. Race, taste and history finally overcome. And you ain't there.”
- Angels in America
- Angels in America
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I don't think they're capable of grasping the fact that we don't care, we don't protect bad people, that's their thing.
September 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I don't think they're capable of grasping the fact that we don't care, we don't protect bad people, that's their thing.
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Dear Fucking Worm Brain: THERE IS NO AUTISM EPIDEMIC. "The main reason we are finding more autism is simple: Clinicians are getting better at spotting what was always there."
April 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Dear Fucking Worm Brain: THERE IS NO AUTISM EPIDEMIC. "The main reason we are finding more autism is simple: Clinicians are getting better at spotting what was always there."
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Every single time I get a fundraising email/text from a Democrat I respond asking if they're going to stand up for trans & immigrant rights. Only ONE candidate has ever responded - and he didn't give a clear answer.
Ask them every time, friends. They need to understand their careers depend on it.
Ask them every time, friends. They need to understand their careers depend on it.
People who don’t think throwing out trans rights is a widespread thing in the Democratic Party need to wake up. The party thinks it shouldn’t advocate for trans rights because the polls and focus groups say people don’t want it. They are terrified to act and they must be called out on this.
This is basically the attitude of democrats up and down the ticket and it’s pathetic and unamerican
March 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Every single time I get a fundraising email/text from a Democrat I respond asking if they're going to stand up for trans & immigrant rights. Only ONE candidate has ever responded - and he didn't give a clear answer.
Ask them every time, friends. They need to understand their careers depend on it.
Ask them every time, friends. They need to understand their careers depend on it.
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I'm teaching a ten week course at the Irish Writers' Centre dedicated to helping writers figure out how to turn their good idea into a finished script, you can sign up here - starts March 11:
irishwriterscentre.ie/courses/grow...
irishwriterscentre.ie/courses/grow...
Growing Your Idea: From Thought to Script with Paul Duane - Irish Writers Centre
In-person scriptwriting course at the Irish Writers Centre (Dublin). Turn an idea for a film into a detailed outline or script. Starts Tues 11 March 2025.
irishwriterscentre.ie
March 3, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I'm teaching a ten week course at the Irish Writers' Centre dedicated to helping writers figure out how to turn their good idea into a finished script, you can sign up here - starts March 11:
irishwriterscentre.ie/courses/grow...
irishwriterscentre.ie/courses/grow...
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Given away over 100 copies today 😌🫶
SMASHWORDS READ AN EBOOK WEEK SALE 🌈📚
My entire body of work is free through March 8th. Every book, short story, and collection is all free to download
I write moody little stories about monsters and the people who love them. You can get your copies here: www.smashwords.com/profile/view...
My entire body of work is free through March 8th. Every book, short story, and collection is all free to download
I write moody little stories about monsters and the people who love them. You can get your copies here: www.smashwords.com/profile/view...
March 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Given away over 100 copies today 😌🫶
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SMASHWORDS READ AN EBOOK WEEK SALE 🌈📚
My entire body of work is free through March 8th. Every book, short story, and collection is all free to download
I write moody little stories about monsters and the people who love them. You can get your copies here: www.smashwords.com/profile/view...
My entire body of work is free through March 8th. Every book, short story, and collection is all free to download
I write moody little stories about monsters and the people who love them. You can get your copies here: www.smashwords.com/profile/view...
March 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
SMASHWORDS READ AN EBOOK WEEK SALE 🌈📚
My entire body of work is free through March 8th. Every book, short story, and collection is all free to download
I write moody little stories about monsters and the people who love them. You can get your copies here: www.smashwords.com/profile/view...
My entire body of work is free through March 8th. Every book, short story, and collection is all free to download
I write moody little stories about monsters and the people who love them. You can get your copies here: www.smashwords.com/profile/view...
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Scout heard Benji freaking out about the lamb smell and had to investigate
February 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Scout heard Benji freaking out about the lamb smell and had to investigate
Shel Silverstein keeps watch over my living room…or at least that one chair.
February 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Shel Silverstein keeps watch over my living room…or at least that one chair.
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If it looks like I know what I'm doing on social media, it's thanks to @dizzylizzymcguire.bsky.social
If it looks like I don't, it's my own fault 🙃
But I can cook!
www.doesitvegan.com
#vegan #veganrecipes #vegancooking #plantbased #plantbasedrecipes #plantbasedcooking
If it looks like I don't, it's my own fault 🙃
But I can cook!
www.doesitvegan.com
#vegan #veganrecipes #vegancooking #plantbased #plantbasedrecipes #plantbasedcooking
Does It Vegan?
conventional recipes • plant-based substitutions
www.doesitvegan.com
January 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
If it looks like I know what I'm doing on social media, it's thanks to @dizzylizzymcguire.bsky.social
If it looks like I don't, it's my own fault 🙃
But I can cook!
www.doesitvegan.com
#vegan #veganrecipes #vegancooking #plantbased #plantbasedrecipes #plantbasedcooking
If it looks like I don't, it's my own fault 🙃
But I can cook!
www.doesitvegan.com
#vegan #veganrecipes #vegancooking #plantbased #plantbasedrecipes #plantbasedcooking
“You obstruct. You deny. You be annoying.”
January 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
“You obstruct. You deny. You be annoying.”
Not my 9 year old being annoyed that I laid out all of his clothes for the day but forgot his socks 😑
January 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Not my 9 year old being annoyed that I laid out all of his clothes for the day but forgot his socks 😑
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elon mork is not counter culture
January 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
elon mork is not counter culture
Unless it’s an approval for the spinal MRI you denied for my husband or an approval for my steroid eye drops that cost $700 a month…it’s not gonna be any different.
January 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Unless it’s an approval for the spinal MRI you denied for my husband or an approval for my steroid eye drops that cost $700 a month…it’s not gonna be any different.
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6 year ago today, I rode a carousel with my IRL BFF @dizzylizzymcguire.bsky.social's baby boy, Declan.
December 12, 2024 at 4:15 PM
6 year ago today, I rode a carousel with my IRL BFF @dizzylizzymcguire.bsky.social's baby boy, Declan.
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Reminder: My IRL BFF @dizzylizzymcguire.bsky.social created my amazing profile pic.
Explaining to my followers why my posts aren't good
November 30, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Reminder: My IRL BFF @dizzylizzymcguire.bsky.social created my amazing profile pic.
I was walking Charlie (the dog) back to my car after his beauty shop appointment and told him he smelled good. The guy walking by me absolutely thought I was saying that to him.
In a baby voice.
“You sure smell good ☺️🤗”
In a baby voice.
“You sure smell good ☺️🤗”
May 2, 2024 at 11:30 AM
I was walking Charlie (the dog) back to my car after his beauty shop appointment and told him he smelled good. The guy walking by me absolutely thought I was saying that to him.
In a baby voice.
“You sure smell good ☺️🤗”
In a baby voice.
“You sure smell good ☺️🤗”
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The microwave demands sacrifice
April 26, 2024 at 8:24 PM
The microwave demands sacrifice