omg the other day when i went bowling w my family there was a young couple with their newborn there. they'd just put the kid in a pram, gave him hearmuffs and proceeded to get drunk and bowl for 2 hours. like. what the hell

imagine being a baby your parents are in their early twenties like how tf are they supposed to have time & money to raise you 😭😭

i've always been with my mum's position on this which that having kids before you're thirty is stupid & insane

puts him in my broth

was real, they made fake missing posters for the actors and everything. i mean. it spawned found footage as a form and aesthetic! it's worth the watch even though u won't necessarily like... enjoy yourself very much

Aphra Behn and Jane Austen are to romance, what Tolkien is to fantasy. it genuinely gives you a good sense of where we came from and i appreciated it for that. if you don't watch it in the dark it's not very scary... much of the terrified hype for the film was due to the marketing where they said it

it's kinda too iconic not to watch if i'm being honest. if you're used to modern horror and suspense it will fall flat in places - a significant portion of the movie is just people lost in the woods, arguing. but this movie is to horror what Rembrandt and Caravaggio are to painting, what

they love each other emma i need to kill myself 😭

i will be integrating the phrase "tear his lego legs from his lego body" into my vocabulary thank you mona

my grandpa does sometimes but he's always chided for it. i don't eat cheese but tbh i think the flavour combo would be pretty good? depending on how sweet ur gingerbread is anyway

point being: learn how to cook at home. the more you cook the easier it becomes. if you never cook, chopping an onion is a crazy amount of effort. if you cook every day, chopping an onion and veg and prepping tofu is low effort as fuck. it's such a useful & good skill to have

prestigious fine dining restaurants usually have toxic work environments but you will never get sick from eating there. a place with a small kitchen and a big dining room that serves within 15 minutes is making half its meals in the microwave. the best food you'll ever eat is 50-50 on poisoning you