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mab potato and graby
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We took a vote a vote to condemn the horrors of capitalism and it passed. Capitalism is now illegal.
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omg Sadako just crawled out of my monitor croaking "griiiindseeeet GRIIIIIINDSEEEET"at me
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
the drama and uncouth moderation lists sound cool as hell ty
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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cormucopia
July 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
choosing smoky quartz for your butterball's reiki session can impart its namesake flavor as well as protecting your family from cursed flesh
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes stock traders
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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The moo deng fandom is dying. Reskeet if youre a *real* dengist
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
science just can't explain how much garlic is enough
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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But let's discuss the contradiction...
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
only rotting your brain is babymode
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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every billion dollars you own should require you to go on an oceangate titan trip
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
prayers for Big Balls in the breadline
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
You're taking colloidal silver because you think it's a cure-all
I'm taking colloidal silver because i have a smurf fetish
We are not the same
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Here, I made it worse
November 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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I literally could not stop myself from inappropriately laughing out loud for real
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
can someone climb into my skull cavity and pilot me like they're playing a productive member of society rpg
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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her: are you stupid?

me:
November 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
But the leopards come at night
With their stomachs softly rumbling
As they tear my skin apart
As they chew and eat my faaaace
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress. Her last day in office will be January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
How is there a new main character every day? Where do they come from? Where do they go?
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Beauties
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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They condemned socialism before fascism
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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talkin' about the AI bubble
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Got arrested for just woking around with my friends
November 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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[my gf on her death bed]
idk, what do you want to eat?
November 19, 2025 at 9:24 AM