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I'm your new stepdad, sport.
Everyone, dumb: "We need more categories so more games can be recognized"
Me, wise: Doom The Dark Ages is the only game
Me, wise: Doom The Dark Ages is the only game
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Everyone, dumb: "We need more categories so more games can be recognized"
Me, wise: Doom The Dark Ages is the only game
Me, wise: Doom The Dark Ages is the only game
You hear that, boys?
Stephen Miller wants to be just like Mussolini.
Oblige him.
Stephen Miller wants to be just like Mussolini.
Oblige him.
November 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
You hear that, boys?
Stephen Miller wants to be just like Mussolini.
Oblige him.
Stephen Miller wants to be just like Mussolini.
Oblige him.
Not me. I had silica gel packets and wood pulp.
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Not me. I had silica gel packets and wood pulp.
And yet the job still has an infinitely lower casualty rate than being a grade school student.
November 28, 2025 at 8:43 AM
And yet the job still has an infinitely lower casualty rate than being a grade school student.
If it sways you at all: the remaster graphics and the new control schemes are sick.
It's totally worth it to get both.
It's totally worth it to get both.
November 28, 2025 at 8:41 AM
If it sways you at all: the remaster graphics and the new control schemes are sick.
It's totally worth it to get both.
It's totally worth it to get both.
I have a theory that being conservative means you not only never use seasoning (a well-trodden joke) but also it has to be colors that a 1983 Lincoln Continental came in
Grey, white, brown, beige, baby food green, and baby shit yellow
No spots. No speckles. Just uniform weathered photo colors.
Grey, white, brown, beige, baby food green, and baby shit yellow
No spots. No speckles. Just uniform weathered photo colors.
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I have a theory that being conservative means you not only never use seasoning (a well-trodden joke) but also it has to be colors that a 1983 Lincoln Continental came in
Grey, white, brown, beige, baby food green, and baby shit yellow
No spots. No speckles. Just uniform weathered photo colors.
Grey, white, brown, beige, baby food green, and baby shit yellow
No spots. No speckles. Just uniform weathered photo colors.
Not one photo of a grey turkey, neon orange mac&chee, and some heinous green bean and ritz crackers and grey non-newtonian slurry seeping out of it, anywhere to be found on my feed.
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Not one photo of a grey turkey, neon orange mac&chee, and some heinous green bean and ritz crackers and grey non-newtonian slurry seeping out of it, anywhere to be found on my feed.
I swear there's a video game guy that unironically wears the indiana jones hat
So does Adam Savage, but we don't roast him because he's not a pilonidal cyst that grew arms and part of a head and learned to complain about boob sizes in video games
So does Adam Savage, but we don't roast him because he's not a pilonidal cyst that grew arms and part of a head and learned to complain about boob sizes in video games
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I swear there's a video game guy that unironically wears the indiana jones hat
So does Adam Savage, but we don't roast him because he's not a pilonidal cyst that grew arms and part of a head and learned to complain about boob sizes in video games
So does Adam Savage, but we don't roast him because he's not a pilonidal cyst that grew arms and part of a head and learned to complain about boob sizes in video games
Like even if the ingredients suck individually, there's just something magical about the thanksgiving slop-wich.
So when it's good... oh baby.
So when it's good... oh baby.
November 28, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Like even if the ingredients suck individually, there's just something magical about the thanksgiving slop-wich.
So when it's good... oh baby.
So when it's good... oh baby.
Even the crappiest store bought roll has a purpose, and that's to sit there until seconds when you craft the turkey ham stuffing gravy cranberry sandwich that always slaps harder than any gyro or philly cheesesteak.
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Even the crappiest store bought roll has a purpose, and that's to sit there until seconds when you craft the turkey ham stuffing gravy cranberry sandwich that always slaps harder than any gyro or philly cheesesteak.
Fun fact: if you buy frozen Sister Schubert rolls, let them come to room temp, and then quickly deep fry them for about 2
- 3 minutes in peanut or vegetable oil, you will become The Bread Bitch and you're required to bring them to every function forever.
- 3 minutes in peanut or vegetable oil, you will become The Bread Bitch and you're required to bring them to every function forever.
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Fun fact: if you buy frozen Sister Schubert rolls, let them come to room temp, and then quickly deep fry them for about 2
- 3 minutes in peanut or vegetable oil, you will become The Bread Bitch and you're required to bring them to every function forever.
- 3 minutes in peanut or vegetable oil, you will become The Bread Bitch and you're required to bring them to every function forever.
Missing the birth of my first child so I can get shot in the back by an 18 year old doing a tiktok dance with his gun's safety off
It will be worth it if the child-groping casino bungler that wears more makeup than a Victorian prostitute is asked roughly 20% fewer questions about the Epstein files
It will be worth it if the child-groping casino bungler that wears more makeup than a Victorian prostitute is asked roughly 20% fewer questions about the Epstein files
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Missing the birth of my first child so I can get shot in the back by an 18 year old doing a tiktok dance with his gun's safety off
It will be worth it if the child-groping casino bungler that wears more makeup than a Victorian prostitute is asked roughly 20% fewer questions about the Epstein files
It will be worth it if the child-groping casino bungler that wears more makeup than a Victorian prostitute is asked roughly 20% fewer questions about the Epstein files
Support my dude at ryanspepperworks.com if you want to try out the best hot sauce ever made (no hyperbole) and help a comrade who's having health problems.
Dudes and Dads who are hard to shop for need it.
Dudes and Dads who are hard to shop for need it.
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November 28, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Support my dude at ryanspepperworks.com if you want to try out the best hot sauce ever made (no hyperbole) and help a comrade who's having health problems.
Dudes and Dads who are hard to shop for need it.
Dudes and Dads who are hard to shop for need it.
As a gentleman of impeccable taste, I only play Nintendo games with Waluigi as a playable character.
November 28, 2025 at 7:59 AM
As a gentleman of impeccable taste, I only play Nintendo games with Waluigi as a playable character.
Watched part of the parade today.
I used peacock, so I had to sit through a streaming af first. When what I was trying to watch unlocked, they were on commercial break. When they came back, the hosts read ad copy and then the camera switched to the float for that ad.
Absolutely numbing.
I used peacock, so I had to sit through a streaming af first. When what I was trying to watch unlocked, they were on commercial break. When they came back, the hosts read ad copy and then the camera switched to the float for that ad.
Absolutely numbing.
November 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Watched part of the parade today.
I used peacock, so I had to sit through a streaming af first. When what I was trying to watch unlocked, they were on commercial break. When they came back, the hosts read ad copy and then the camera switched to the float for that ad.
Absolutely numbing.
I used peacock, so I had to sit through a streaming af first. When what I was trying to watch unlocked, they were on commercial break. When they came back, the hosts read ad copy and then the camera switched to the float for that ad.
Absolutely numbing.
Also, it's no longer condensed soup.
Until recently you had to water down the contents to make it soup. Now it's already mostly water.
It's a colossal waste of money that ruins the whole point of canned soup and costs like 20x more rhan making it fresh.
Until recently you had to water down the contents to make it soup. Now it's already mostly water.
It's a colossal waste of money that ruins the whole point of canned soup and costs like 20x more rhan making it fresh.
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Also, it's no longer condensed soup.
Until recently you had to water down the contents to make it soup. Now it's already mostly water.
It's a colossal waste of money that ruins the whole point of canned soup and costs like 20x more rhan making it fresh.
Until recently you had to water down the contents to make it soup. Now it's already mostly water.
It's a colossal waste of money that ruins the whole point of canned soup and costs like 20x more rhan making it fresh.
Yep. They didn't end at season 1.
So season 2, 3, 4, and now the first half of 5 have all just been endless wheel-spinning in the mud and we FINALLY get to the action movie they've been setting up as a sequel to season 1.
So season 2, 3, 4, and now the first half of 5 have all just been endless wheel-spinning in the mud and we FINALLY get to the action movie they've been setting up as a sequel to season 1.
November 28, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Yep. They didn't end at season 1.
So season 2, 3, 4, and now the first half of 5 have all just been endless wheel-spinning in the mud and we FINALLY get to the action movie they've been setting up as a sequel to season 1.
So season 2, 3, 4, and now the first half of 5 have all just been endless wheel-spinning in the mud and we FINALLY get to the action movie they've been setting up as a sequel to season 1.
There's also option 3 and 4:
Venture Bros took so long between seasons it fell apart
and
One Punch Man took so long between seasons they rushed it and use AI to animate it so human characters have 3 tits and 6 fingers and everything is uncanny and sloppy and stinks of AI
Venture Bros took so long between seasons it fell apart
and
One Punch Man took so long between seasons they rushed it and use AI to animate it so human characters have 3 tits and 6 fingers and everything is uncanny and sloppy and stinks of AI
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM
There's also option 3 and 4:
Venture Bros took so long between seasons it fell apart
and
One Punch Man took so long between seasons they rushed it and use AI to animate it so human characters have 3 tits and 6 fingers and everything is uncanny and sloppy and stinks of AI
Venture Bros took so long between seasons it fell apart
and
One Punch Man took so long between seasons they rushed it and use AI to animate it so human characters have 3 tits and 6 fingers and everything is uncanny and sloppy and stinks of AI
Ask him about banning Delta-8, which would cost TN about 30,000 jobs
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Ask him about banning Delta-8, which would cost TN about 30,000 jobs
Was dude dick out when he shot them, or does DC have some weird cops?
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Was dude dick out when he shot them, or does DC have some weird cops?
A very significant number of right wing dipshits genuinely believe that the electricity goes out at night with solar power
And a large number think solar power "drains the sun"
MAGA hogs are deeply fucking stupid
And a large number think solar power "drains the sun"
MAGA hogs are deeply fucking stupid
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
A very significant number of right wing dipshits genuinely believe that the electricity goes out at night with solar power
And a large number think solar power "drains the sun"
MAGA hogs are deeply fucking stupid
And a large number think solar power "drains the sun"
MAGA hogs are deeply fucking stupid
Normalcy for some.
Giant human-flesh-eating bats that have your mother's face and screams a curse that causes you to lose motor control but quadruples pain levels as they slowly eat you alive for several days for others!
Giant human-flesh-eating bats that have your mother's face and screams a curse that causes you to lose motor control but quadruples pain levels as they slowly eat you alive for several days for others!
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Normalcy for some.
Giant human-flesh-eating bats that have your mother's face and screams a curse that causes you to lose motor control but quadruples pain levels as they slowly eat you alive for several days for others!
Giant human-flesh-eating bats that have your mother's face and screams a curse that causes you to lose motor control but quadruples pain levels as they slowly eat you alive for several days for others!