Dildo Cacophony
dildocacophony.bsky.social
Dildo Cacophony
@dildocacophony.bsky.social
Depraved alt account of a Burbank bear. 🏳️‍🌈 🍆 🍑 ❤️
Can I have the next slide please? Sorry, I can't work the remote with these beans
December 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
(it was regarding the thing you deleted)
November 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I mean is any delicious bear I follow NOT in IT 😂
#PriorityOneIncidentInMyPants
November 29, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Brovity
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
*verified
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
A cum connoisseur could taste the difference between standard cum and coffee cum. (I am not a cum connoisseur)
November 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I CRY OUT to the world that if the stuff could be sterilized it would make a great ice cream ingredient. Dudes could run a food truck and call it "Cream Ice". WHY will no one steal this BRILLIANT IDEA
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Omigosh, are you through the door and out the other side? #Thesis
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM