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dickardo.bsky.social
Jizz 𓅸 Cheney
@dickardo.bsky.social
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Flyover country dipshit, dog owner, public intellectual
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duck chungus
a portly looney toons duck in a cardigan and old man hat
November 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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yeah
cat
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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this was one of the best finds ever. a little pricy but they last forever and really elevate the noodles.
a pack of dried narutomaki fish cakes
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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shit and piss
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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he called his show “the countdown” for a reason.
bumper for the program “countdown w/ keith olbermann”
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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if you see this, post an anime you love
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Share a 90’s movie that you think deserves more love.

this movie doesn’t get enough praise for predicting a military industrial complex that revolves around drones.
poster for the Robin Williams movie “Toys”
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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open your mouth up and hide this in there
poop and pee in the toilet
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Te fuiste, no sé por qué
Yo sé que me querías, yo sé que me adorabas
Por si acaso quieres regresar
Te voy a esperar, te voy a esperar

TRAGOS DE AMARGO LICORRRRRRR
singing pope meme
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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“Do i look like i know what a “jay peg” is?”
angry low resolution tony soprano
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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opening screen from the video game bad dudes edited to say “are you a famous enough dude to be in the epstien files?”
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Duck Chungus
large looney toons duck in a peaky blinders hat and sweater
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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mushroom that looks like a little flying saucer
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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who wore it better?
pleco mouth, a suckerfish with little whiskers
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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🫡
sonic and friends wearing captain hats saluting in front of a white background. one of the guys that isnt sonic, knucles or tails is holding a flag. on top the text “MEMORIAL DAY” is in blue.
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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takis fuego chips. extreme. theyre rolled up dorito style chips with a red spicy powder on them. the bag has a picture of them in a fire tornado along with red chilis and lime slices.
October 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Gill Bates has arrived and is in the lobby now.
screenshot from Yoot Tower, a cartoon of a bug eyed man with glasses and a cop/sex offender mustache is smiling weird in front of an old boxy computer and the window says “Gill Bates has arrived and is in the lobby now”
October 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Earthbound
standing talking painting guy
September 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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dwayne johnson is no longer “the rock”
showbizz daily msn click bait article “dwayne johnson is no longer “the rock””
September 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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youtube reccomendation “you might also like this” “Racist Commercial” “23m views, 18 years ago”
September 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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carlos mencia smiling with some shit on his lip and the words “moment of silence for jimmy kimmel” written above him
September 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Soups on!
Bazooka Joe comic, the first frame is Joe holding a large can of soup and entering the men’s restroom, the second frame is Joe sitting on a toilet in a stall and the soup is open, he is holding it next to the a hole with duct tape around it in the divider between stalls and we can see someone grabbing the top edge on the other side of the divider. the third frame is Joe laughing next to a sign that says “cafeteria” and a lunch lady is ladling out food and saying “Soups on!” there is a trash can next to the pot of soup that has the can Joe was previously holding lying on the ground next to it.
September 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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why would they put this in my gum?
first frame is bazooka joe asleep in flight school when they are teaching landing. he is wearing fake glasses with eyes drawn on them to make it look like hes awake and going “zzz” while the teacher says “our next lesson will be how to land the plane” the next frame is bazooka joe wearing a kippah instead of his regular baseball hat and hes on the phone with someone saying “yeah, make sure none of them come into work tomorrow”. the third panel is bazooka joe holding a box cutter in the cockpit of a plane with the twin towers visible from out the windshield.
September 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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doubt it.
google search results for “lifespan of a chicken” there is a picture of a chicken with “5-10 years” written on it and beneath it says “Different breeds can have wildly differing lifespans—with breeds that have been more modified for farming dying earlier—but backyard chickens kept to lay eggs who receive adequate care and are allowed to live out their full life can mostly be expected to live six to eight years or more.”
September 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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September 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM