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@diaclona.bsky.social
trans lesbian🏳️‍⚧️
toy reviewer✨
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i bring a certain joker/sephiroth energy to the function that the girls don’t appreciate😔
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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MECHS ARE COOL RAGGGHHGGH

#heroforge #Lancer
November 11, 2025 at 6:14 AM
love running out of fries with some bbq left in the container cuz then i gotta use my finger as a fake suckle fry just so i don’t waste any of the yummy sauce
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
shout out to daylight savings. nobody likes it, it benefits nobody, and it is still for some reason a pillar of american living. hope you don’t care about sunlight if you work a 9-5 cuz you’re not gonna get any after your morning commute
November 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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giving this a bump because it's still below 400 views and deserves at least 500 🥹
Pre-recorded LIVE from TFcon Toronto 2025, @aksmth.bsky.social and I debrief our experience traversing the Transformers news of (it is) the year 2005

youtu.be/UqjdI9-Xk2E
FANDOM HISTORY: Debriefing (It Is) The Year 2005 - A TFcon Toronto 2025 Panel
YouTube video by Vangelus
youtu.be
November 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
40 proof milk
October 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
rightwingers would be fine with hunter schafer if she was gatherer schafer. they don’t believe a woman should hunt. misogynists😔
October 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
i have no ass but i must cum
- the cumless bumless
October 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
trumper who’s really confused at his first krav maga class
September 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
it only cries because it knows i am the pee alpha. and it’s not really a fist fight when the other person doesn’t even get a hit in🤷🏻‍♀️
People may not know this but behind the scenes me and @diaclona.bsky.social actually hate each other and frequently get into fist fights which I always lose, then she kicks me in the stomach and yells

“NOW IM THE PEE GIRL! YOU WILL NEVER BE THE PEE GIRL AGAIN YOU LITTLE DRIP-LET!”

Then I cry
September 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
reading sailor moon has been lovely so far, but how come in a world of planetary and geological names does the main love interest get saddled with Tuxedo Mask? that’d be like if i was called Tank Top Buttplug
September 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
the actual funniest shit ever
WAKE UP JESSE YOU LEFT THE PLAY SCRIPT IN THE YOUTUBE SCREENSHOT ON THE BOX
September 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
why are so many toy photographers sucking off ai lately? it doesn’t make your shit look cool. it makes it look like shit. be embarrassed.
September 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
jarvis. buy paradise.
now pave it.
now put up a parking lot.
September 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
they’re calling me the leftist baddie bratty filipina in the comic book pajamas with an average bulge. and yknow what? who am i to disagree with them
September 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
what if instead of bluey he was… POOEY
September 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
people tell me i’m off-putting. maybe they’re right. i am off putting this gock in their moms on the nightly AM I RIGHT GIRLS
September 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM
kamen rider gavv
September 6, 2025 at 5:59 AM
NEVER PISS YOURSELF
August 30, 2025 at 12:40 PM
selfcest steve lacey “i suck my cock it’s a baaaaad habit”
August 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
power wash sim dlc where you play as a bidet
August 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
slappin my gock against the wall just to feel something😔
August 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
the only bad thing about working a job i love with coworkers i adore is the guilt im forced to feel dropping a heinous dump in the work bathroom. i can’t be a selfish shitter anymore😭
August 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
August 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
woke game of thrones be like “the royalty who was referenced”
August 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM