I hope he chokes on it.

This is a beautiful thing to witness

“I have never worked so hard in my life” - I think that’s a typo, it should be “I have never worked hard in my life”

At this point we have to expect that Trump will grant Putin asylum in the US when the revolution inevitably comes to Russia.

Trump can’t even spell “monetary policy.” Is that an exaggeration?

This is exactly how sane people talk, 100%.

Keeping your greasy feet off the chair ahead of you doesn’t honor the country, but that’s not the reason you should keep those stinky dogs in your shoes anyway.