Detritus
@detritus.bsky.social
Sometime cobbler, firefighter, wastrel.
NOT A CRIMINAL
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NOT A CRIMINAL
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Tbf I think we are all exhausted
November 28, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Tbf I think we are all exhausted
I pulled a bottle of scotch out my bag and they all panicked 😂
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I pulled a bottle of scotch out my bag and they all panicked 😂
No shitfaced. Everyone decided to get to bed early 😂
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 AM
No shitfaced. Everyone decided to get to bed early 😂
I mean no disrespect to your countrymen but they will not prevail. It’s not a cricket game it’s serious😂
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I mean no disrespect to your countrymen but they will not prevail. It’s not a cricket game it’s serious😂
I will do my homeland proud.
a man in a top hat is drinking from a cup in front of a clock tower
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November 28, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I will do my homeland proud.
Well excuse me while I club this croc with my can of XXXX.
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Well excuse me while I club this croc with my can of XXXX.
I thought everyone up north worked in a mill or mine? Unless they’re delivering bread up steep hills on an antique bike.
November 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I thought everyone up north worked in a mill or mine? Unless they’re delivering bread up steep hills on an antique bike.
Mate your nose is on fire.
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Mate your nose is on fire.
I love me some free stuff. Always grab everything whether it’s useful or not.💪
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I love me some free stuff. Always grab everything whether it’s useful or not.💪
Fucking was. I won’t get back there tonight. I’m on a double shift🙄
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Fucking was. I won’t get back there tonight. I’m on a double shift🙄
Not sure that would be great for me considering 😂
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Not sure that would be great for me considering 😂
Sprouts are always a winner💪
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Sprouts are always a winner💪
Uh huh
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November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Uh huh
I’m no drummer and I’m definitely not scouse either😂
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I’m no drummer and I’m definitely not scouse either😂
I didn’t say I was gonna. I was just making a statement 😂
November 27, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I didn’t say I was gonna. I was just making a statement 😂
You’re basically a porn account at this point.
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 AM
You’re basically a porn account at this point.