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detectivered.bsky.social
Detective Red
@detectivered.bsky.social
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year old trans fem writer of weird YA nonsense, gunpla addicts and overall disaster.
it/she (It's the eczema)

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Hmmmmm its not working lerfectly buttt heres the progress for mecha kangaroo
Mecha horse with gun arms to try make a kangaroo.
November 8, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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I have been fighting against myself to not buy this keyboard. Its so cringe and my current keyboard is classy and pretty
The Yunzii C75 Cake Cat Keyboard in the blue colour way. Its like a blue keyboard that looks like a cream filled cat themed cake. A black Monsgeek M1 with black keycaps on the letters and numbers and purple keycaps on the modifiers. The monsgeek m1 is a black aluminum 75% keyboard with a knob
November 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Saylam, completely unprompted
Picture of marcille dungeon meshi with a hastily edited text bubble saying "Im into plump women" as a play on the im into fat bitches meme
October 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Kinger tadc keychain who is your friend
Kinger keychain
October 20, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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This is the last 2 hours
Viscious Cycle meme Image of Overgears Blackout a heavily greebled transformer > endless blood thirsty rage > girlfriend boob >the world is good actually > cycle starts again
October 17, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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Heres a cat. Hes nice.
October 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Went for a walk and old mate here decided to say hi. Emus do not give a fuck!!
Emu who is not scared of people walking past the camera like a legend.
October 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Shirty edit that says. Im joining the war on emus on the side of emus
October 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Barbatos frame hitting the famil guy death pose
September 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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They had a big plush of a black cockatoo and it was 20 dollars and they had other birds but none looked as xool as this one so i just nought one and it was totally not because i have to many plushes already :(
A giant plush black cockatoo
September 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
detectivered.bsky.social
"hey babe how did you get your portal gun looking like that, i need to know so i can polish my wife"
A shiny portal gun top shell.
September 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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(the real real story is she sent me a closet cosay amuro and i was like i should get a yellow turtle neck, cause i was interested in trying out new clothes and i do actually fw amuros sryle a lot. And so i got a yellow turtle neck and it looks good might need to find a proper one)
September 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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ARE YOU TELL ME THIS ISNT FOR KIDS? LOOK AT IT
Brickbuilt lego trex standing up tall and wagging its arms around
September 14, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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My friend the gusion
Chibi gusion waving itd hammer by ippei gyoubu
August 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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"mikazuki you gotta distract them"
"Say no more orga"
The Mastergrade Barbatos grinding its cod piece against it mace.
August 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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From the quote retweets. Calavera @MsBigBankA... Fake ass Gundam fan cause literally nobody in the community says this shit The night @Deathstar198-12h stick to 40k little man. Kamille Bidan @anavelgatoNOS. who tf says zeta isn't canon (aside from amy because he's sad blue hair pronouns is better than him :3) Kamille Bidan @anavelgatoNOS. who tf says zeta isn't canon (aside from amy because he's sad blue hair pronouns is better than him :3) Bobby Fogle @Bon912452365035. Why are we lying for what reason.
August 21, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Marshal Bohemond @HMBohemond "Gundam "fans" will say this but then if you bring up what the Federation did at 30 Banchi and other colonies during Zeta Gundam they'll be like, "ZETA ISN'T CANON!" or "THE TITANS WEREN'T THE FEDERATION!" " The image under it describes the colony gassing by the titans He is quote retweeting lord saddle in his larfleeze era who says. My brother in Christ, Gihren Zabi literally Gassed the population of Side 2 and then proceeded to drop the fucking colony on the Earth killing 4 billion people give or take, Zeon are very much not the good guys. With an image of gihren zabi against a zeon flag like hes goddamn hitler
August 21, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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This yellow knit turtleneck
Yellow knit turtle neck
August 1, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Youve read homestuck which covers all that and more
Paonting "The school of athens" showing Plato and Aristotle talking
July 31, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Okay but what if instead of spilling traumatic shit... I just send you these pictures of my cat
Fluffy tabby on a bed looking at the camera. He us very sleepy and very fluffy. It looks like hes curled up and hugging his tail
July 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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The family guy death pose is a great test of a models poseability and more people should do it
Ss86 optimus prime in white and blue doing the family guy death pose on a grey carpet alongside earthrise optimus also doing the family guy death pose
July 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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"yeah shes a detective and she walks around town with her whole ass and boobs out"
July 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Even ignoring nokias a minor this outfit is so abyssmally dogshit. It says nothing outside of "i want to wank. To a teenager and i dont care how impractical the outfit is"
July 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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14 year old girl btw.
July 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Unlike you transes who like the ikea shark i am unique and have a problematic pile of build a bear axolotls and tardigrades
A pyramid of build a bear plushes. The bottom layer: Slurpee (Build a Bear Ice blue axolotl), egg (colour block Build a Bear axolotl), Pyjamas (pink Build a Bear axolotl, unnamed blue Build a Bear tardigrade. Second layer. Bapple (pineapple mini Build a Bear axolotl), Jammies (pink mini Build a Bear axolotl), Ourple (purple mini Build a Bear axolotl) Top layer: mini mint Build a Bear tardigrade, Jimjams (pink animal pal axolotl)
July 26, 2025 at 7:38 AM