derk / max
@derkbrownie.bsky.social
music composer 🎶 gamer 👾 & chill person ✌️😛
sound cloud: https://on.soundcloud.com/kYXCGhjd76HBgmeN7
check out my bsky etudes ☺️✌️🎶
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sound cloud: https://on.soundcloud.com/kYXCGhjd76HBgmeN7
check out my bsky etudes ☺️✌️🎶
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@derkbrownie.bsky.social
· Mar 28
time for some möth music! 🌲
I saw this möth by @koyamori.bsky.social and thought they should have their own lil waltz 🕺🔥
hope y'all enjoy 🥰 #music #newmusic #classical #waltz #moth #koyamori #watercolor
I saw this möth by @koyamori.bsky.social and thought they should have their own lil waltz 🕺🔥
hope y'all enjoy 🥰 #music #newmusic #classical #waltz #moth #koyamori #watercolor
if I'm playing a game & I'm against a computer opponent it better be called a CPU and not an AI
unless y'all want to dilute the meaning of AI with really bad computer opponents then go ahead be my guest ✨
unless y'all want to dilute the meaning of AI with really bad computer opponents then go ahead be my guest ✨
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
if I'm playing a game & I'm against a computer opponent it better be called a CPU and not an AI
unless y'all want to dilute the meaning of AI with really bad computer opponents then go ahead be my guest ✨
unless y'all want to dilute the meaning of AI with really bad computer opponents then go ahead be my guest ✨
For some reason this makes me convinced that Pokemon can't decide if Dhelmise is the seaweed or the anchor/wheel... 🤷
Serebii Update: Pokémon UNITE has added Dhelmise as a playable Pokémon alongside its Marine Style Holowear
Details are being added @ www.serebii.net
Details are being added @ www.serebii.net
November 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
For some reason this makes me convinced that Pokemon can't decide if Dhelmise is the seaweed or the anchor/wheel... 🤷
who forgot to reconnect to Netflix...
In a Safeway?! 👀 wdym Netflix in a grocery store??
In a Safeway?! 👀 wdym Netflix in a grocery store??
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
who forgot to reconnect to Netflix...
In a Safeway?! 👀 wdym Netflix in a grocery store??
In a Safeway?! 👀 wdym Netflix in a grocery store??
living somewhere with better public transportation than where I previously was feels ✨amazing✨
shout out vancouver's skytrain lmao 😂
shout out vancouver's skytrain lmao 😂
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
living somewhere with better public transportation than where I previously was feels ✨amazing✨
shout out vancouver's skytrain lmao 😂
shout out vancouver's skytrain lmao 😂
tmw when you are 2 hours early to an event so you give advice on how to set up the event that is not completely set up yet...
yeah... I might be a lil annoying 😅 (tbf, I just said add signs telling people to go to the right floor cuz the invite didn't mention where to meet in the building)
yeah... I might be a lil annoying 😅 (tbf, I just said add signs telling people to go to the right floor cuz the invite didn't mention where to meet in the building)
spongebob squarepants is making a peace sign with his hands while standing in a box .
Alt: spongebob squarepants is making a rainbow with the text "annoying" with his hands while standing in a box
media.tenor.com
October 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
tmw when you are 2 hours early to an event so you give advice on how to set up the event that is not completely set up yet...
yeah... I might be a lil annoying 😅 (tbf, I just said add signs telling people to go to the right floor cuz the invite didn't mention where to meet in the building)
yeah... I might be a lil annoying 😅 (tbf, I just said add signs telling people to go to the right floor cuz the invite didn't mention where to meet in the building)
does anyone have any good tricks for understanding Celsius? asking for a friend 😅✌️
October 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
does anyone have any good tricks for understanding Celsius? asking for a friend 😅✌️
today's just another one of those days where I just have to accept defeat against my longtime foe
Hat hair 😑
Hat hair 😑
October 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
today's just another one of those days where I just have to accept defeat against my longtime foe
Hat hair 😑
Hat hair 😑
after about 5 days of moving boxes and large heavy stuff to empty out spaces for my fam, i'm exhausted 😫
next time I see a moving box with stuff I'm going to flee 🏃
next time I see a moving box with stuff I'm going to flee 🏃
October 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
after about 5 days of moving boxes and large heavy stuff to empty out spaces for my fam, i'm exhausted 😫
next time I see a moving box with stuff I'm going to flee 🏃
next time I see a moving box with stuff I'm going to flee 🏃
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The mystery of medical diagnosis!
October 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The mystery of medical diagnosis!
you know it would be kinda iconic if we had 128 jr vs 128. we'll have to see if that can happen 👀
September 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
you know it would be kinda iconic if we had 128 jr vs 128. we'll have to see if that can happen 👀
I would love to see a study done on what demographics are more likely to comment on the internet. Personally, I find it hard to post or comment because I draft and draft until it doesn't feel worth it. I also feel the looming pressure of the "internet footprint" coming back to haunt me. 1/2
September 20, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I would love to see a study done on what demographics are more likely to comment on the internet. Personally, I find it hard to post or comment because I draft and draft until it doesn't feel worth it. I also feel the looming pressure of the "internet footprint" coming back to haunt me. 1/2
I've noticed lately that most AI ads I get advertise to
-Single men who live alone and have no one to talk to about dreams
-Straight men in a relationship who don't know sports
-Men working out alone
-Fathers betting ice cream on slugs/snails
ig AI isn't for me then 🤷😆
-Single men who live alone and have no one to talk to about dreams
-Straight men in a relationship who don't know sports
-Men working out alone
-Fathers betting ice cream on slugs/snails
ig AI isn't for me then 🤷😆
August 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I've noticed lately that most AI ads I get advertise to
-Single men who live alone and have no one to talk to about dreams
-Straight men in a relationship who don't know sports
-Men working out alone
-Fathers betting ice cream on slugs/snails
ig AI isn't for me then 🤷😆
-Single men who live alone and have no one to talk to about dreams
-Straight men in a relationship who don't know sports
-Men working out alone
-Fathers betting ice cream on slugs/snails
ig AI isn't for me then 🤷😆
how it feels when the serving size on the vitamin gummies is 6 gummies 😜
August 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
how it feels when the serving size on the vitamin gummies is 6 gummies 😜
my friend who regularly shares music arrangements with me: hey, wanna see the march I'm arranging?
my brain for some reason: ooh a calendar schedule for the month of March, can't wait to see what she's got planned!!
my brain for some reason: ooh a calendar schedule for the month of March, can't wait to see what she's got planned!!
a cartoon character with a keyhole belt and blue gloves
Alt: a cartoon character from spongebob with a keyhole belt, blue mask, and blue gloves facepalming & dragging their hand partway down their face
media.tenor.com
August 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
my friend who regularly shares music arrangements with me: hey, wanna see the march I'm arranging?
my brain for some reason: ooh a calendar schedule for the month of March, can't wait to see what she's got planned!!
my brain for some reason: ooh a calendar schedule for the month of March, can't wait to see what she's got planned!!
"I asked chatgpt this" "I asked grok that"
I started writing a story three days ago, and it has ~6k words/27 pages! And it's just for my friend's bday present! and I do not consider myself a 'writer' in any capacity! but I persist because there's heart in it ❤️!
I started writing a story three days ago, and it has ~6k words/27 pages! And it's just for my friend's bday present! and I do not consider myself a 'writer' in any capacity! but I persist because there's heart in it ❤️!
July 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
"I asked chatgpt this" "I asked grok that"
I started writing a story three days ago, and it has ~6k words/27 pages! And it's just for my friend's bday present! and I do not consider myself a 'writer' in any capacity! but I persist because there's heart in it ❤️!
I started writing a story three days ago, and it has ~6k words/27 pages! And it's just for my friend's bday present! and I do not consider myself a 'writer' in any capacity! but I persist because there's heart in it ❤️!
to be so hungry
eating the ground you walk on
caterpillar woes
#caterpillar #butterfly #plant #haiku #nature #swallowtail
eating the ground you walk on
caterpillar woes
#caterpillar #butterfly #plant #haiku #nature #swallowtail
July 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
to be so hungry
eating the ground you walk on
caterpillar woes
#caterpillar #butterfly #plant #haiku #nature #swallowtail
eating the ground you walk on
caterpillar woes
#caterpillar #butterfly #plant #haiku #nature #swallowtail
I know I haven't posted music in a bit, but I have a different announcement to make...
🥳 I got into Vancouver Film School for Sound Design this fall 🎉
🥳 I got into Vancouver Film School for Sound Design this fall 🎉
July 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I know I haven't posted music in a bit, but I have a different announcement to make...
🥳 I got into Vancouver Film School for Sound Design this fall 🎉
🥳 I got into Vancouver Film School for Sound Design this fall 🎉
went to a new store today and gee I never knew that indoor lighting and stark white design could make my eyes feel completely bypassed and a new realm of mild horror
loved the things inside the store just oh boy my eyes
loved the things inside the store just oh boy my eyes
July 10, 2025 at 6:55 AM
went to a new store today and gee I never knew that indoor lighting and stark white design could make my eyes feel completely bypassed and a new realm of mild horror
loved the things inside the store just oh boy my eyes
loved the things inside the store just oh boy my eyes
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you know growing up, if I saw a show where they had something called "mixed reality portal" on their computers I would've believed they were living in 21XX
nowadays its "oh my laptop came with some extra stuff I don't use" 🤷
nowadays its "oh my laptop came with some extra stuff I don't use" 🤷
June 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
you know growing up, if I saw a show where they had something called "mixed reality portal" on their computers I would've believed they were living in 21XX
nowadays its "oh my laptop came with some extra stuff I don't use" 🤷
nowadays its "oh my laptop came with some extra stuff I don't use" 🤷
In 🇨🇦 for a brief bit
looking forward to the timbits 👏😋
looking forward to the timbits 👏😋
June 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
In 🇨🇦 for a brief bit
looking forward to the timbits 👏😋
looking forward to the timbits 👏😋
after watching the Doctor Who s2 finale, I have two take aways
1. sometimes one person irl enjoying something outweighs the several negative fan reactions online
2. BBC really don't care about spoilers 💀 wdym I was spoiled 3-5 times by BBC/DW official channels day of the episode's release?!
1. sometimes one person irl enjoying something outweighs the several negative fan reactions online
2. BBC really don't care about spoilers 💀 wdym I was spoiled 3-5 times by BBC/DW official channels day of the episode's release?!
June 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
after watching the Doctor Who s2 finale, I have two take aways
1. sometimes one person irl enjoying something outweighs the several negative fan reactions online
2. BBC really don't care about spoilers 💀 wdym I was spoiled 3-5 times by BBC/DW official channels day of the episode's release?!
1. sometimes one person irl enjoying something outweighs the several negative fan reactions online
2. BBC really don't care about spoilers 💀 wdym I was spoiled 3-5 times by BBC/DW official channels day of the episode's release?!
Reposted by derk / max
June 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
1. I used a large rubber chicken in a piece of music I wrote in college
2. I almost got that same large rubber chicken in the background of a HBO show that I was an extra for
3. Currently listening to Leave Me Alone by Reneé Rapp 😉
2. I almost got that same large rubber chicken in the background of a HBO show that I was an extra for
3. Currently listening to Leave Me Alone by Reneé Rapp 😉
May 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
1. I used a large rubber chicken in a piece of music I wrote in college
2. I almost got that same large rubber chicken in the background of a HBO show that I was an extra for
3. Currently listening to Leave Me Alone by Reneé Rapp 😉
2. I almost got that same large rubber chicken in the background of a HBO show that I was an extra for
3. Currently listening to Leave Me Alone by Reneé Rapp 😉
new idea for hiring music faculty
step 1. gather a bunch of music profs in a room
step 2. pass out the cylindrical hardwood sticks so everyone is con claves
step 3. smoke?
step 1. gather a bunch of music profs in a room
step 2. pass out the cylindrical hardwood sticks so everyone is con claves
step 3. smoke?
May 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
new idea for hiring music faculty
step 1. gather a bunch of music profs in a room
step 2. pass out the cylindrical hardwood sticks so everyone is con claves
step 3. smoke?
step 1. gather a bunch of music profs in a room
step 2. pass out the cylindrical hardwood sticks so everyone is con claves
step 3. smoke?