Derek G
@derekgee.bsky.social
I’ll do it, but only for the attention.
Happy Saturday from ugly SoCal. 😏✌🏼
December 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Happy Saturday from ugly SoCal. 😏✌🏼
But also offensive… 🙄
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
But also offensive… 🙄
The fact that my watch can determine this is WILD
December 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The fact that my watch can determine this is WILD
Might need to tinker around with what goes on the table, but I’m actually pretty happy with how my Sunday project turned out. 😊
December 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Might need to tinker around with what goes on the table, but I’m actually pretty happy with how my Sunday project turned out. 😊
Greetings from my balcony in the mountains. :)
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Greetings from my balcony in the mountains. :)
Great minds think alike. 👯♂️
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Great minds think alike. 👯♂️
Why are people like this? Like girl, I’m making conversation…
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Why are people like this? Like girl, I’m making conversation…
Had to ask an employee to save her “LUCKY ME” shirt for the weekend… 💀🤣
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Had to ask an employee to save her “LUCKY ME” shirt for the weekend… 💀🤣
It’s called Hi-Visibility Chic. Not all of us get as dapper Monday through Friday as @homieomieo.bsky.social. 👷🏼♂️😘 #workflowwednesday
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It’s called Hi-Visibility Chic. Not all of us get as dapper Monday through Friday as @homieomieo.bsky.social. 👷🏼♂️😘 #workflowwednesday
Cousin invited me out way too late on a school night. 👴🏼😴
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Cousin invited me out way too late on a school night. 👴🏼😴
“If you didn’t take hotel nudes, did you even go on vacation?” -Gandhi
November 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
“If you didn’t take hotel nudes, did you even go on vacation?” -Gandhi
Hey Siri, play “Come Clean” by Hilary Duff. 🌧️
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Hey Siri, play “Come Clean” by Hilary Duff. 🌧️
Once the fireplace is working, the homey levels will be off the charts. 🤗
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Once the fireplace is working, the homey levels will be off the charts. 🤗
Me anytime I have to spend any amount of money.
November 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Me anytime I have to spend any amount of money.
Hey Siri, play “Cozy” by Beyoncé. 🥰🌈
October 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Hey Siri, play “Cozy” by Beyoncé. 🥰🌈
Happy Softie Sunday, boys. ☀️☕️
October 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Happy Softie Sunday, boys. ☀️☕️
Love me some Local’s Summer.
October 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Love me some Local’s Summer.
Great news!
If I move into the place I just looked at I won’t be as much of a cliché because I wouldn’t technically live in West Hollywood; it would only be to the North, South, East, AND West of me… lol. 🤣
If I move into the place I just looked at I won’t be as much of a cliché because I wouldn’t technically live in West Hollywood; it would only be to the North, South, East, AND West of me… lol. 🤣
October 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Great news!
If I move into the place I just looked at I won’t be as much of a cliché because I wouldn’t technically live in West Hollywood; it would only be to the North, South, East, AND West of me… lol. 🤣
If I move into the place I just looked at I won’t be as much of a cliché because I wouldn’t technically live in West Hollywood; it would only be to the North, South, East, AND West of me… lol. 🤣
Went Clubbing last night. 🦄
October 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Went Clubbing last night. 🦄