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Derek (Not Derrick)
@derekadamthomas.com
A little short for a stormtrooper. A little tall for a hobbit.

I like sports and I don't care who knows.

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The last time the 49ers won in Cleveland was one year and 5 days after the Demogorgon took Will Byers.
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
This man is going to make me die before him.

“The world knows where the sun is. You get to know that almost a year in advance.”

ALMOST A YEAR.

Freaking Galileo knew where the sun was going to be today, Jerry.
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Respectfully, this cat in my son’s book about cats looks exactly like Andy Reid.
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Hang it in a museum with a good password situation.
November 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Can someone, anyone, explain to me the point of AI Overviews that are just blatantly incorrect?
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Elway may not have made it past his 5th year option with these numbers today.
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Packers fans are actually really smug about not having good WRs.
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
44-22 has happened 4 times ever and 2 of them where the Commanders this year against a team wearing blue and silver.
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Mike Vrabel always looks like a McDonalds employee just told him the ice cream machine is broken.
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Christian McCaffrey? The 49ers WR1?
November 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
That was the greatest half of football a QB has ever played.
November 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Called it on @dereklikessports.bsky.social this week but did not have the courage to pick Panthers over Packers in a single pick 'em pool.
November 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
As a life long Dodgers fan (this picture is from when I was a teenager lol), what a night. Expecting my phone to blow up with congratulations any minute now.
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Tonight’s game 7 is in Toronto because on August 10th, the Dodgers blew a lead in the 8th to the Blue Jays. Blake Treinen gave up back to back blasts to Vladimir Guerrero Jr. and Addison Barger.

Just something to keep in mind if tonight’s game is sweaty late and the home field advantage matters.
November 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Love it when my franchise QB “could have a role.”
November 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I think I made this happen.
October 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Me when the Eagles false start on a tush push.
October 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I don't know, I'm pretty sure that's not all of them...
October 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
When the Toronto Rangers hit a meaningless buzzer beater for the back door cover.
October 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
This is a real lineup I’m rolling out this week. It’s the best I can do. Guess this team’s record. You won’t be able to.

Abolish bye weeks.
October 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
A lot of folks don’t know this about me, but I’ve always been a huge Blue Jays fan. How did an American like me become a fan of Canada’s team? Haha, I don’t know! But as you can see here by this photo of my teenage self wearing a Blue Jays shirt, this is not a bandwagon situation. Go blue birds!
October 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Amazing that both of these children are now in the NFL. They grow up so fast 🥹
October 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I did something of a Louvre Heist myself…
October 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Madden glitch ass box score.
October 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM