I tell the Indian scam callers that somebody buried me in a box in a field with a phone and when I can be released they'll ring me. Sometimes it works, sometimes they immediately hang up.
I start with “are you them? Are you the people who release me?”

The scrum half as well, I think it was Andy Nicol.
He impressed me n'all. He played hooker in the league game.

I let a solar panel sellar ramble on for a good minute until I told her I'd been dead for five years and I'm impersonating Den of Scholes. It's funny how they never contact the police.

Lineouts can only be gained with 40/20 kicks and only attacking lineouts allowed. Goal line dropouts for defensive touchdowns. Tap restarts for penalties apart from 40/20 attempts then a lineout is formed.
Teams start with 15 players but reduced to 13 at halftime. Which players removed is tactical

Namely, her dad's

I know.

Never felt a thing. That's gum pads not my tongue. I feel high as a kite. Yeah me.