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demetriustiger.bsky.social
Demetrius
@demetriustiger.bsky.social
180 followers 43 following 180 posts
Just a big ol tiger, trying to get through each day. He/him/his. Same username on most other sites.
18+ & NSFW

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December 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Yesssss, been on heavy rotation on my phone lately
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Happy Birthday!
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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A meme showing none other than Lwaxana Troi, daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, and Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed in an immaculate futuristic and decadent purple shiny outfit showing off some skin over her shoulders and chest and topped off with a tasteful jeweled necklace. The text to the top right reads "I'm an acquired taste. If you don't like me...". The text on the bottom reads in all caps "ACQUIRE SOME TASTE."
October 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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October 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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September 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Gotta love being fired the week before my birthday
Meme of Ralph Wiggums from The Simpsons, smiling and staring ahead while sitting on a red bus seat all the way in the back. Yellow subtitles read "Chuckles. I'm in danger."
August 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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"Mi scusi"
A screenshot from the 2004 movie Euro Trip showing none other than SNL and Portlandia star Fred Armison in a tan suit with a pink tie and pink pocket square poking out. His hair is slicked back and he's sporting a very italian mustache. He's got a relaxed and comfortable sitting position on a seat within a private room on a train. He's looking to the right with his hand holding a cigarette. He's giving off very uncomfortable and weird vibes that would make you wonder what he'd end up doing if he stayed for more than a few minutes. Hopefully there's not a tunnel the train has to go through, who knows what he'd end up doing.
August 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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I have got to get out of my current job ASAP...

It's killing me and I feel like I have to do this to both endure the job and also work the job x-x
July 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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July 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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In honor of Pride month
A picture of an orange cat with a red collar looking like they threw a red brick that's been blurred and placed in front of the cat with the text "Brick" on top
June 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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May 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Literally me with auditory processing issues

That's why every so often I'll go "Huh?" or have to ask you to repeat things again because my brain wasn't braining
May 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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A picture of a girl and a man standing next to each other, back to back. The girl is Zenon from the Disney Channel Movie "Zenon: Girl of the 21st century". The man is a pop singer named Proto Zoa, the first pop singer in space and is holding a guitar. Both of them are standing in front of a futuristic looking air lock. The fashion? Immaculate as Zenon wears multiple layers of silver and shiny pink clothing. Proto Zoa is rocking the bleach blond hair with bad boy black leather jacket and pants. The text reads "Katy Perry was the first pop star in space. Oh so we're rewriting history now..."
April 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Today's after work album to listen to while cleaning and prepping for tomorrow:

The Avalanches - Since I left you
youtu.be/TyOfYE5cqNk?...
A picture of the album cover for "Since I Left You" by The Avalanches showing hues of blue painted like the ocean with what look like inflatable boat rafts with people in them, along with a painted swash of yellow and orange on the top right
April 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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CANCELLED TV SHOWS YOU WILL NEVER STOP THINKING ABOUT
A picture of the cast from the TV show "Better off Ted". The cast is standing next to each other in a v shape all looking forwards and standing on a large company logo on the floor. The text above shows is the name of the show
March 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Current mental status with myself and everything else going on right now as performed by @cogey on TikTok
January 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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A picture of a person sitting in a chair at a desk in an office. And The person is wearing a hello kitty outfit with head and hands and is also wearing a pink sweater with a yellow scarf around their neck and a yellow bow. In the back, there is a desk and a monitor that is on fire, with flames stretching up towards the cieling while hello kitty just completely ignores this and looks at their phone. Honestly, same.
December 20, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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December 13, 2024 at 9:57 PM
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I'm not sure why Amazon is trying to sell me a penguin nor do I know why they think I'd be interested in buying a penguin
A screenshot of a pulled down notification tab of a smart phone. A picture of a penguin on a white background is on a notification from Amazon with text that reads "A highly rated deal for you. Black Friday week savings are calling."
November 30, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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November 29, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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Current mental status
The windows blue screen of death but with all the text replaced with the letter a in all caps
November 7, 2024 at 9:02 PM
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November 7, 2024 at 3:38 PM
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A screenshot of the 90s family game show "Family Double Fare" from Nickelodeon. There is a person wearing a blue shirt and blue pants sitting in a blue blow up plastic pool that is filled with large quantities of ice cream, making it look like an oversized Sunday. The person is looking away from the angle and clearly struggling and looking for something as they play the game on the stage. On the bottom right is a time counter that reads fifty. There is text above that reads "Mentally I am here, rummaging around the sundae slide from Double Dare".
October 29, 2024 at 12:28 AM