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@defrog.bsky.social
I have nothing to skeet, and I am skeeting it.
Sarcasm, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes, satire, sensible shoes -- if we don't got it, you don't want it.
Sarcasm, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes, satire, sensible shoes -- if we don't got it, you don't want it.
Another example of dodgy reporting of the Tai Po fire (which I saw on Facebook via a dear friend back home who asked if we were okay), and this is a minor thing, but:
"Iconic skyline"?
My most charitable take is that most Americans associate high-rises with downtown skylines. Even so.
"Iconic skyline"?
My most charitable take is that most Americans associate high-rises with downtown skylines. Even so.
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Another example of dodgy reporting of the Tai Po fire (which I saw on Facebook via a dear friend back home who asked if we were okay), and this is a minor thing, but:
"Iconic skyline"?
My most charitable take is that most Americans associate high-rises with downtown skylines. Even so.
"Iconic skyline"?
My most charitable take is that most Americans associate high-rises with downtown skylines. Even so.
Happy Thanksgiving, America. Dinner is served.
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, America. Dinner is served.
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
This is the ideal travel attire. You may not like it, but this is what peak passenger looks like.
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
This is the ideal travel attire. You may not like it, but this is what peak passenger looks like.
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
Go home Spotify algorithm, you're drunk.
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Go home Spotify algorithm, you're drunk.
Why must we pray screaming?
Why must not death be redefined?
We shut our eyes, we stretch out our arms
And whirl on a pane of glass
An asphyxiation, a fix on anything
The line of life, the limb of a tree
The hands of he
And the promise that she
Is blessed among women
Oh God, I fell for You
Why must not death be redefined?
We shut our eyes, we stretch out our arms
And whirl on a pane of glass
An asphyxiation, a fix on anything
The line of life, the limb of a tree
The hands of he
And the promise that she
Is blessed among women
Oh God, I fell for You
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Why must we pray screaming?
Why must not death be redefined?
We shut our eyes, we stretch out our arms
And whirl on a pane of glass
An asphyxiation, a fix on anything
The line of life, the limb of a tree
The hands of he
And the promise that she
Is blessed among women
Oh God, I fell for You
Why must not death be redefined?
We shut our eyes, we stretch out our arms
And whirl on a pane of glass
An asphyxiation, a fix on anything
The line of life, the limb of a tree
The hands of he
And the promise that she
Is blessed among women
Oh God, I fell for You
"Gonza"?
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"Gonza"?
Happy International Men’s Day everyone.
November 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Happy International Men’s Day everyone.
November 16, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I think we're done here.
Back to HK I go.
Back to HK I go.
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I think we're done here.
Back to HK I go.
Back to HK I go.
Hello from the Beijing office.
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Hello from the Beijing office.
She smiles and says “I will always love you”
November 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
She smiles and says “I will always love you”
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
(It was a tossup between these two.)
(It was a tossup between these two.)
November 8, 2025 at 8:55 AM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
(It was a tossup between these two.)
(It was a tossup between these two.)
If you see this, post egg
November 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If you see this, post egg
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
November 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
*Stares in Falco*
November 2, 2025 at 7:24 AM
*Stares in Falco*
Advertise your account with just one image.
October 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Advertise your account with just one image.
Your Halloween costume is "sexy" the last thing you googled.
Sexy Edgar Allen Poe.
Well...
Sexy Edgar Allen Poe.
Well...
October 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Your Halloween costume is "sexy" the last thing you googled.
Sexy Edgar Allen Poe.
Well...
Sexy Edgar Allen Poe.
Well...
Status update
October 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Status update
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
Who's solving the Louvre robbery?
Right answers only.
Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Who's solving the Louvre robbery?
Right answers only.
Right answers only.
Well this is sad.
I've noticed most news story decks mention either her Woody Allen/Godfather era or her later-era films - whatever they think most of their readers arevmore familiar with.
Personally I think The Little Drummer Girl is her most underrated film, and one of her best performances.
I've noticed most news story decks mention either her Woody Allen/Godfather era or her later-era films - whatever they think most of their readers arevmore familiar with.
Personally I think The Little Drummer Girl is her most underrated film, and one of her best performances.
October 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Well this is sad.
I've noticed most news story decks mention either her Woody Allen/Godfather era or her later-era films - whatever they think most of their readers arevmore familiar with.
Personally I think The Little Drummer Girl is her most underrated film, and one of her best performances.
I've noticed most news story decks mention either her Woody Allen/Godfather era or her later-era films - whatever they think most of their readers arevmore familiar with.
Personally I think The Little Drummer Girl is her most underrated film, and one of her best performances.
Share a TV show you love from the 1970s
October 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Share a TV show you love from the 1970s
Fighting cosplay with cosplay.
This is the way.
This is the way.
October 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Fighting cosplay with cosplay.
This is the way.
This is the way.