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deetskies.bsky.social
General Martok’s favorite niece
@deetskies.bsky.social
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almost forgot this one
When My Rear End Becomes As Cute As Mars Sometimes I am like a big firefly, suspended in midair because of ecstasy. When my rear end becomes as cute as Mars-uncontrollably blinking, winking, wishing goodwill to the earth from the sky— it is hard to stay incognito (as is my preference) and not have someone point toward me and say, "Hey, look at Hafiz." What to do? I guess illumination is hard to hide!
December 7, 2025 at 6:16 AM
deetskies.bsky.social
hey @billhookunion.beanyear.com are these good beans
December 7, 2025 at 6:10 AM
deetskies.bsky.social
forget feeding a medieval peasant doritos, show this is someone born after 2002
original legend of zelda screen
December 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
deetskies.bsky.social
most underrated scene in all of star trek
odo in the foreground and lwaxana in the background wearing their matching light blue diaphanous nonbinary wedding dresses. odo says: the day i met her odo continues: is the day i stopped being alone odo reaches out to lwaxana as the senior staff, quark, lwaxana's soon to be ex-husband, and some random bajorans look on; odo says "let me into your light" odo continues: forever and always, odo and lwaxana now hand in hand facing one another gazing lovingly
November 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
deetskies.bsky.social
grand nagus karl marx had the lobes for proletarian revolution
rom marx
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
deetskies.bsky.social
without downloading new pics describe your gender
the crystalline entity
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 AM
deetskies.bsky.social
is @chanda.blacksky.app writing satirical headlines now
Photo of a man squinting at the headlights of a huge truck in front of him with the caption "Dodge introduces new truck headlights that blast gamma ray burst into your eyeballs"
November 17, 2025 at 6:24 AM
deetskies.bsky.social
day one of All Alonetime All Weekend coming to a close with soup and Past Tense Part 2
a bigass bowl of pumpkin black bean soup topped with roasted pepitas, cotija, cilantro, onion, avocado, and tortillas in the foreground. in the background is a laptop, on the screen is commander benjamin lafayette sisko protecting the hostages from the dims in sanctuary district A
November 16, 2025 at 6:26 AM
deetskies.bsky.social
an app called Text With Jesus but the responses come from the ghost of GG Allin
screenshot of GG Allin's wikipedia page explaining: Allin was born Jesus Christ Allin at Weeks Memorial Hospital in Lancaster, New Hampshire, the younger of two sons born to Merle Colby Allin Sr. (1923–2001) and Arleta Gunther (1936–2019). He was given this name because his father told his wife that Jesus Christ had visited him, and told him that his newborn son would be a great man in the vein of the Messiah. During early childhood, Allin's older brother Merle Jr. was unable to pronounce "Jesus" properly and called him "Jeje", which became "GG"
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
deetskies.bsky.social
and who can forget
the borg queen says, "small words from a small being, trying to attack what it doesn't understand"
November 13, 2025 at 7:20 AM
deetskies.bsky.social
janeway says "i don't like bullies. i don't like threats. and i don't like you."
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 AM
deetskies.bsky.social
i always forget that this one is real lmao
person's hands golding a starfleet issue padd that reads GO AWAY
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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the doctor says, "is it though?"
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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lieutenant commander data laughing, with the caption (contrived laughter)
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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odo says "frankly, i don't find any of this interesting"
November 13, 2025 at 7:15 AM
deetskies.bsky.social
major kira nerys says "it doesn't work like that, and you know that."
November 13, 2025 at 7:14 AM
deetskies.bsky.social
some of my faves:
drunk seven of nine telling the doctor "we are as one"
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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garak says "this is a quality thread. i should know, i'm a tailor."
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
deetskies.bsky.social
threw some dried sour cherries in the biryani tonight and thought of this recent fb memory (names have been changed to protect the innocent aka me and some random friend of @abubanda.bsky.social who has correct biryani opinions)
screenshot of a facebook post by abu banda "so much senseless hatred in the world... of raisins in biryani" and tagging the person posting this. one commenter says "not senseless"
November 1, 2025 at 6:21 AM
deetskies.bsky.social
taking a nontrivial degree of self-control to resist replying to this spam text with a stream of jadzia dax gifs
screenshot of a text message that reads "Hey are you old man?"
October 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
deetskies.bsky.social
just go as the girlfriend of the entire concept of antifa
Miss Pavilichenko's well known to fame Russia's your country, fighting is your game The whole world will love her for a long time to come, For more than three hundred nazis fell by your gun Fell by your gun, yes, Fell by your gun For more than three hundred nazis fell by your gun Miss Pavlichenko's well known to fame Russia's your country, fighting is your game Your smile shines as bright as any new morning sun But more than three hundred nazis fell by your gun Fell by your gun, yes, Fell by your gun For more than three hundred nazis fell by your gun In your mountains and canyons quiet as the deer Down in your big trees knowing no fear You lift up your sight And down comes a hun And more than three hundred nazis fell by your gun Fell by your gun, yes, Fell by your gun For more than three hundred nazis fell by your gun In your hot summer's heat, in your cold wintery snow, In all kinds of weather you track down your foe This world will love you for all time to come, 'Cause more than three hundred nazis fell by your gun Fell by your gun, yes, Fell by your gun
October 11, 2025 at 6:54 AM
deetskies.bsky.social
oh no
a lovely green lady appears on the enterprise bridge, indicating that you're about to see some things that will make you slightly embarrassed to love star trek so much
September 17, 2025 at 6:04 AM
deetskies.bsky.social
this is the one that gets me every time
tuvok, about to initiate a mind meld, says "i put my hands upon your cheeks, when i think you think we think"
September 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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quark has just asked odo for a hug. odo gives a permissive grunt.
September 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM
deetskies.bsky.social
tom paris building the delta flier:
Mitya @Discollaborator I don't want to touch screens anymore, I hate it. I want dials, knobs, levers. Maybe even some cranks. Big chunky buttons. What's wrong with us? Why did we do this to ourselves?
September 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM