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@deermints.bsky.social
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(she also did my pfp go check out her art!!)
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in the category of "excellent words", the begrudging physical acknowledgement goes to-
mints: no. "what about... yes" mints-as-a-trophy: fine
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
deermints.bsky.social
happy halloween! finally! for real! its happening! today!
October 31, 2025 at 3:20 PM
deermints.bsky.social
i dont understand why they put projectiles in food
*mints looks down at the avocado seed that was mistakenly dropped* *mints picks it up and examines the surprise remains of a webby home*
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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#mints.art the world is cruel to little creatures
spider: its a thankless job keeping this home insect-free in total secrecy spider: and if they knew, what would be my reward? total decima- i mean octomation for being /gross/ and having /too many legs/ spider: but i do it anyway. the unsung hero of the kitchen- *the spiders abode is obliterated by unexpected bombardment. maybe more accurately bomballment*
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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#mints.art #nsfw a dramatization of when she briefly got ahold of my phone yesterday
*jess and mints are behind the couch on which couch-mints sits* jess: dude watch this *jess turns on the walky-talky-ish device* jess: (i like cock cock cock penis) couch-mints: i like cock cock cock penis *mints appears upset* jess: (i am beautiful and smart) couch-mints: i am beautiful and smart *mints is overwhelmed with emotion and hugs jess* jess: (kiss penis for fun) couch-mints: kiss penis for. fun *mints still hugging still happy for the proxy compliment*
October 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
deermints.bsky.social
good at: screaming, fleeing

bad at: multitasking
October 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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i cant believe this happened… we will miss him dearly
sonic visits tails grave. as usual, tails tags along
October 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
deermints.bsky.social
speak for yourself, i have too much self-respect and confidence in my skill with 3d pla-
mints falls into a black hole, proving the humble koopa is more fit to survive this harsh environment
October 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
deermints.bsky.social
#mints.art who stole their shoes. im upset by the koopas in mario galaxy
mints yelling at a koopa “stop crawling! stand up! /youre better than this/“
October 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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#mints.art even when doing things separately, its nice to be together
jess and mints playing video games on the couch mints is playing an rpg on handheld and jess is playing an fps on console
October 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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i love him and his green
he is amazing
October 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
deermints.bsky.social
am i gay how know if gay i wanna hit the button
October 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
deermints.bsky.social
1000 skeletal deer is a lot to draw, but i never put a cap on commissions so-
October 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
deermints.bsky.social
speaking of spooky, you did request two slots
mints: wait i thought you were a ghost skeleton-bea: <bonespeak>my forms and talents are many</bonespeak>
October 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
deermints.bsky.social
nothing is spookier than the steady march of time. oops i mean the post-post-post-post-post-october of time
a cookie-holding zoroarks mischief is intensifying because its october (like actual, real, no-prefixes-needed october) which means its almost halloween
October 1, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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mints is dead by way of power word: kill (i deserve this)
September 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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we watched the running man and i couldnt resist a challenge
*mints, jess, and a lil black cat plush on the couch* mints: 18 24 61 b 17 17 4 jess: just watch the movie, mints… mints: 18 24 61 b 17 17 4
September 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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id rather lose a turn than lose a hand
*video game death occurs* mints: is it my turn jess: *controller in mouth* grrrrrrr… mints: easy girl mints: uh mints: actually you can go again
September 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
deermints.bsky.social
too late. speedy like a deer possessed
ghost-beatrice: i /know/ you dont actually think this is what i meant. mints: /i wish i did/
September 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
deermints.bsky.social
i am trying to be mentally prepared
@nice.cat: draw my cat doing a cute meow!! ref: [fake url] @deermints: [picture of a badly drawn cat saying "mew"] @nice.cat: i guess thats a "cat" but thats not a "meow" @deermints: its cuter without the "o". i know how to spell. i am /not/ crying @oc.partyland: draw all 100 of my ocs dancing at a rave and do /not/ draw them as stick figures: [fake url] @deermints: i would have gladly drawn 100 stick figures [completely black image] @oc.partyland: i think it uploaded wrong?? @deermints: no its a rave with light not on the visible spectrum and they are all wearing special glasses @oc.partyland: one of my ocs /emits light/ @deermints: oh that one is being kidnapped in a lightproof sack @a.proxi.mate: draw my sona. @deermints: can you link it so i dont have to search your media tab @a.proxi.mate: /did i stutter/. @deermints: [a sona that looks suspiciously like mints] @a.proxi.mints: thats /your/ sona you [censored]. @deermints: no its your new sona yw
September 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
deermints.bsky.social
its finally time
ive decided im ready to do *commissions* because i dont know any better and could use some life experience here is an example of my work price list: headshot: $0.00 waist-up: $0.00 full body: $0.00 true form: $0.00 (even deer must pay rent & eat...) disclaimers!! - if i die of old age before i finish yours, ill do my best to haunt it into existence. - i wont say no but i reserve the right to cheat /really/ hard. - if you dont like it i will refuse to apologize but will secretly feel bad and might cry.
September 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
deermints.bsky.social
have you recovered
mints (standing) speaks in dots and jess (gaming) is not pleased
September 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
deermints.bsky.social
not sure if this means you should or shouldnt see a doctor
September 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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#mints.art i keep winning awards for having good thoughts
mints is wearing a #1 smart trophy as a helmet to protect fragile deer brain
September 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
deermints.bsky.social
how did this happen
mints: help i fell in “just stand up.” mints: im in water “/mints/“
September 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM