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Richard Griffiths
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Lapsed dev, agile student, drummer, sci-fi fan. Tenor. Knowledge of 1970's, 80's, 90's kids TV. Proofreader and indexer. Typos my own. Also on mastodon.ie.
I don't vibe code. I am a provider of artisanal, hand-crafted source code. #Development #Programming #VonNeumannTherapist
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Retros fall flat when people don’t feel safe being honest. Build safety first, improvements second. #Agile #Scrum #Safety
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 AM
A team that fears blame can’t inspect or adapt. Psychological safety is the real Scrum accelerator. #Agile #Scrum #Safety
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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- HP has margin pressure now.

- HP expects tougher conditions ahead.

- HP needs to reduce operating expenses significantly.

- AI provides a socially acceptable and market-friendly framing that shifts attention away from the fact the core business is struggling.
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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Please tell me they’re going to call it ‘Of Dice and Men’?
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Scrum thrives on trust. Without psychological safety, stand-ups become status reports instead of real conversations. #Agile #Scrum #Safety
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Just saw rip.ie being described as Mournhub and lads I'm.......dying.
RIP.ie - most recent death notices | rip.ie
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rip.ie
November 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Scrum doesn’t make people faster. It makes problems visible sooner. That’s risk management, not magic. #Scrum #Agile #Risk
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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With apologies to those whose yoga classes were disrupted by the 1916 Rising, Bolands Mills is back open again.
November 18, 2025 at 8:39 AM
The daily standup isn’t to check if you’re working, it’s to check if the work is working.
#Scrum #Agile
November 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Control the process, not the people. Scrum thrives when autonomy meets accountability through transparency. #Scrum #Agile #Leadership #Risk
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke

history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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The most common things engineering leaders think will make dev teams go faster actually have the opposite effect.

codemanship.wordpress.com/2025/11/13/t...
The Seven Deadly Sins of “Go Faster”
Things that will make your dev team take longer to deliver worse software:1. Adding more people to the team2. Making them work longer hours3. Cutting down on work that “slows them down”…
codemanship.wordpress.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Every Sprint is a small experiment to learn faster than the risk can grow. Scrum is risk management disguised as teamwork. #Scrum #Agile #Leadership #Risk
November 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Remember, it’s technically only imposter syndrome if you’re good at things
a shooting star with the words " the more you know " behind it
ALT: a shooting star with the words " the more you know " behind it
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Command-and-control “Scrum” is just waterfall with stand-ups. It's supposed to be about controlling risk, not controlling people. #Scrum #Agile #Leadership #Risk
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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I honestly don’t get the value of this company. They hoover up energy and water. Their product constantly gets things wrong and, in extreme cases, coaches people into suicide.

And it’s all built on what seems to be malicious and vast intellectual property theft.

What does OpenAI offer the world?
“authors & publishers who filed a lawsuit against the Sam Altman-led firm have secured access to internal Slack messages… discussing the mass deletion of a pirated books dataset… A NY district court ordered OpenAI to hand over the communications regarding data deletion”
futurism.com/artificial-i...
OpenAI in Danger After Authors Suing It Gain Access to Its Internal Slack Messages
Authors and publishers, who are suing OpenAI, secured access to internal Slack messages and emails discussing the deletion of pirated books.
futurism.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Scrum doesn’t remove uncertainty; it helps you manage it. Every event is a checkpoint against risk, not a leash on people. #Scrum #Agile #Leadership #Risk
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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If I ran a sandwich shop, I would absolutely be reordering the menu by range and lethality.
November 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Hello what no sorry I can’t hear you I’m saving up to buy this now and everything else is a footnote. £349 is a perfectly reasonable price to spend on an ornament what no sorry can’t hear you.
November 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Scrum wasn’t built to control people—it was built to stop chaos before it starts. Big difference. #Scrum #Agile #Leadership #Risk
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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A huge boost for the United States to receive a direct cable link to West Cork. #SpeirGorm
Amazon launches 'Fastnet' underwater cable connecting Cork and the US
Transatlantic subsea fibre optic cable will be operational by 2028
www.irishexaminer.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Ah, now. I just heard my first Christmas advert on the radio. A bit early for Mariah Carey to be defrosting. #SpéirGorm
November 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM