Brett Debritz
@debritz.bsky.social
Content creator and, according to a follower elsewhere, "discount store Santa". Others call me Bert or Mister Brisbane.
How AI introduced me to superstar Margot Urban, croc hunter Steve Inkin, music act Peroinices and the great actor, Mr Academy Award.
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November 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
How AI introduced me to superstar Margot Urban, croc hunter Steve Inkin, music act Peroinices and the great actor, Mr Academy Award.
misterbrisbane.substack.com/p/lets-hear-...
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The oldest person in the world is 116. As of today, my life experiences, interests and opinions and hers are the same -- according to the #ageist marketing experts who create surveys like this.
November 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The oldest person in the world is 116. As of today, my life experiences, interests and opinions and hers are the same -- according to the #ageist marketing experts who create surveys like this.
Memo to the Courier-Mail: the Caxton Hotel and Beetson are on opposite sides of the street, making it somewhat difficult to measure the distance between them in "doors".
November 1, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Memo to the Courier-Mail: the Caxton Hotel and Beetson are on opposite sides of the street, making it somewhat difficult to measure the distance between them in "doors".
Is something missing here or is "dropping a huge Karl Stefanovic" a euphemism?
October 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Is something missing here or is "dropping a huge Karl Stefanovic" a euphemism?
“4BC remains overwhelmingly blokey. Olympia Kwitowski was replaced by Paul Burt... ARN has just axed Breakfast shows in Brisbane and Adelaide that featured female voices and replaced them with men.”
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October 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
“4BC remains overwhelmingly blokey. Olympia Kwitowski was replaced by Paul Burt... ARN has just axed Breakfast shows in Brisbane and Adelaide that featured female voices and replaced them with men.”
misterbrisbane.substack.com/p/media-its-...
misterbrisbane.substack.com/p/media-its-...
ARN /KIIS/ GOLD Upfront stream has started well. 20 mins late... and still waiting. Time's up!
October 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
ARN /KIIS/ GOLD Upfront stream has started well. 20 mins late... and still waiting. Time's up!
Warning of suspicious activity in Maidenhead...
October 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Warning of suspicious activity in Maidenhead...
I’m here at ABC Brisbane. I’ll be sharing my hot takes on the news of the week with Sally Rope in about 30mins.
September 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I’m here at ABC Brisbane. I’ll be sharing my hot takes on the news of the week with Sally Rope in about 30mins.
One might argue that, rather than the satire, it's the "real" news stories that shoehorn in irrelevant references to which school an adult attended that are doing the real harm.
September 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
One might argue that, rather than the satire, it's the "real" news stories that shoehorn in irrelevant references to which school an adult attended that are doing the real harm.
It seems that Flybuys is no longer in the travel business.
September 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
It seems that Flybuys is no longer in the travel business.
The people you run into at Carina Leagues Club... Brisbane radio stalwart Danny Hoyland.
August 24, 2025 at 6:57 AM
The people you run into at Carina Leagues Club... Brisbane radio stalwart Danny Hoyland.
The people you run into at #CarinaLeagues. Brisbane radio royalty, Danny Hoyland.
August 24, 2025 at 5:58 AM
The people you run into at #CarinaLeagues. Brisbane radio royalty, Danny Hoyland.
Elsewhere on social media, @spencerhowson.bsky.social tells me that Australians eat 5kg of bacon a year on average. Only 5kg? Some of us are doing the heavy lifting here!
August 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Elsewhere on social media, @spencerhowson.bsky.social tells me that Australians eat 5kg of bacon a year on average. Only 5kg? Some of us are doing the heavy lifting here!
An unusual start to Nine News QLD tonight. I’m not sure what they were thinking. There’s probably a technical term for this kind of error, but I can’t think what it is. Apparently it appeared on their FB feed briefly, then disappeared.
August 9, 2025 at 9:18 AM
An unusual start to Nine News QLD tonight. I’m not sure what they were thinking. There’s probably a technical term for this kind of error, but I can’t think what it is. Apparently it appeared on their FB feed briefly, then disappeared.
Happy 60th to this funny old fellow. #humphreybbear
May 22, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Happy 60th to this funny old fellow. #humphreybbear
This just popped in to my balcony planter box.
May 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
This just popped in to my balcony planter box.
I’ll be giving my hot takes on #abcbrisbane with @SpencerHowson after the 9am news (in about 20 minutes).
May 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I’ll be giving my hot takes on #abcbrisbane with @SpencerHowson after the 9am news (in about 20 minutes).
I guess this blows the diet. Seriously, Coles, wouldn't it have been better to substitute a "zero sugar" soft drink with another "zero sugar" drink? Maybe the AI needs better instructions ...
May 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I guess this blows the diet. Seriously, Coles, wouldn't it have been better to substitute a "zero sugar" soft drink with another "zero sugar" drink? Maybe the AI needs better instructions ...
No more direct access to the White House with
@woolworths.bsky.social loyalty membership?
@woolworths.bsky.social loyalty membership?
May 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
No more direct access to the White House with
@woolworths.bsky.social loyalty membership?
@woolworths.bsky.social loyalty membership?
In defence of The Simpsons, their cultural footprint persists. Yesterday at Brisbane City Hall:
April 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
In defence of The Simpsons, their cultural footprint persists. Yesterday at Brisbane City Hall:
Perfect love, perhaps, but imperfect spelling sends the wrong message. I believe it’s “bear” not “bare” in this context.
April 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Perfect love, perhaps, but imperfect spelling sends the wrong message. I believe it’s “bear” not “bare” in this context.
Not-so-fun fact. Women make up more than 50% of the population but are less well represented in the world of radio.
April 12, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Not-so-fun fact. Women make up more than 50% of the population but are less well represented in the world of radio.