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Deanna Raybourn
@deannaraybourn.bsky.social
New York Times bestselling author. I still believe if I spin fast enough I’ll turn into Wonder Woman. She/her. https://www.deannaraybourn.com
Yes!
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
No, no. Self-care takes many forms and doesn’t need to come with a side order of guilt! Fully enjoy that treat.
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Fabulous! I’m so glad you did something indulgent for yourself. The spirit needs treats!
November 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The way I screamed when I read this.
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Emily, why do I know so much about people I loathe. Help.
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Oh yes.
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Except you should use a LLAMA
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I’m thinking the light zap they used to give in the Bug’s Life 3D show at Disney. Just enough to get your attention but not enough to do actual harm.
November 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Since someone is going to respond to this post seriously, I feel obliged to note that this is a me problem and my solution is simply never to go to the movies.
a woman is applying red eye shadow to her eyes .
Alt: a woman is applying red eye shadow to her eyes and saying shhhhh
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November 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Perfection.
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Also, in her family Xmas exchange, the under-18s get regular presents but adults only get something to eat or for the bath. Genius.
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The way we can see through the bullshit, man.
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Sorry. POST-menopausal. C’est fin.
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM