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Spageddy Lee
@deadbarchetta.bsky.social
· Jun 25
I subscribe to a labeler that shows who donates to elected officials but I also subscribe to @oracle.posters.rip so this looks like my Senator @wyden.senate.gov has a bunch of normal corporate donors but he's also getting bankrolled by one specific Orangutan
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Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
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You will be visited by three spirits.
December 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You will be visited by three spirits.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Brazil (1985)
Brazil (1985)
December 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Brazil (1985)
Brazil (1985)
"He refused [advice] from people that cared about him — including yours truly — to try to change his lifestyle. In and out of bad decisions. Falling down the stairs — I'm not a doctor — doesn’t kill you."
Gene, I'm also not a doctor, but falling down stairs absolutely can kill you!
Gene, I'm also not a doctor, but falling down stairs absolutely can kill you!
Gene Simmons Says Former Kiss Member Ace Frehley's Death Was Due to 'Bad Decisions'
Gene Simmons shared the opinion that a series of 'bad decisions' led to the death of former KISS guitarist Ace Frehley. Simmons suggested in an interview with the 'New York Post' that substance abuse ...
people.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"He refused [advice] from people that cared about him — including yours truly — to try to change his lifestyle. In and out of bad decisions. Falling down the stairs — I'm not a doctor — doesn’t kill you."
Gene, I'm also not a doctor, but falling down stairs absolutely can kill you!
Gene, I'm also not a doctor, but falling down stairs absolutely can kill you!
Guar gum? No, no... This is GWAR gum. You chew it and it makes fake blood pour out of your mouth.
December 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Guar gum? No, no... This is GWAR gum. You chew it and it makes fake blood pour out of your mouth.
Yesterday I had a headache, but then I ate pizza for dinner and this morning the headache is gone. I guess I'll be billing my pizza deliveries to my health insurance, because there's no way that's just a coincidence.
Maria Bartiromo to FDA Commissioner Marty Makary: "I remember during covid, I took ivermectin and I got slammed for it. I remember coming out and saying, 'Guess what, I took ivermectin and I'm fine two days later.' And yet you weren't allowed to mention ivermectin either."
December 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Yesterday I had a headache, but then I ate pizza for dinner and this morning the headache is gone. I guess I'll be billing my pizza deliveries to my health insurance, because there's no way that's just a coincidence.
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“the USPS must turn a profit” makes me want to set things on fire
they put a clause in the fucking constitution about postal service, that’s how important it is
nothing in there about “only if you can make money on it”
they put a clause in the fucking constitution about postal service, that’s how important it is
nothing in there about “only if you can make money on it”
🚨SCOOP: Amazon is preparing to sever ties with USPS and expand its shipping network as a true coast-to-coast rival.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
“the USPS must turn a profit” makes me want to set things on fire
they put a clause in the fucking constitution about postal service, that’s how important it is
nothing in there about “only if you can make money on it”
they put a clause in the fucking constitution about postal service, that’s how important it is
nothing in there about “only if you can make money on it”
I've worked in the developmental disabilities for over 15 years and I can tell you that poorer communities being under served is absolutely a thing, to the point where we go out of our way to do outreach in those communities. A few reasons why this is... 🧵
"Rich kids are gaming disability accommodations to gain an unfair advantage" is actually very different from "America has an extra-time-on-tests problem" — and the author hasn't proved that either! Rich kids might just be more likely to be diagnosed.
December 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I've worked in the developmental disabilities for over 15 years and I can tell you that poorer communities being under served is absolutely a thing, to the point where we go out of our way to do outreach in those communities. A few reasons why this is... 🧵
This one's been on my mind lately, for no particular reason
December 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This one's been on my mind lately, for no particular reason
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dunning kroger effect is when yuo think youre a better grocery store than you are
June 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
dunning kroger effect is when yuo think youre a better grocery store than you are
Got a little more shop work in today, which included sanding and putting another layer of finish on the guitar body. Depending on the angle you view it from, the difference in color between the two halves is very visible, or almost not at all!
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Got a little more shop work in today, which included sanding and putting another layer of finish on the guitar body. Depending on the angle you view it from, the difference in color between the two halves is very visible, or almost not at all!
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When people ask my nephew if they can hug him he says no 😂 I love that for him he’s four but kids have the right to decide if they want to be hugged or not
November 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
When people ask my nephew if they can hug him he says no 😂 I love that for him he’s four but kids have the right to decide if they want to be hugged or not
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Deviled eggs are devious because if you ask me "do you want an omelette made with a dozen whole eggs" I'd say no, that's ridiculous, but then if you put me in front of 24 deviled eggs I'll easily house the whole plate
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Deviled eggs are devious because if you ask me "do you want an omelette made with a dozen whole eggs" I'd say no, that's ridiculous, but then if you put me in front of 24 deviled eggs I'll easily house the whole plate
Bagel says good morning every buddy
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Bagel says good morning every buddy
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Good night, pies. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely eat you in the morning.
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Good night, pies. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely eat you in the morning.
Good night, pies. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely eat you in the morning.
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Good night, pies. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely eat you in the morning.
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A *huge* vaccine victory. I've been writing on this for years; Australia has seen remarkable progress in cervical cancer prevention with the HPV vaccine. I love seeing science triumph like this.
Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
newsGP - Australia set for world-first cervical cancer elimination
Vaccination programs have played a key role, and GPs remain ‘instrumental’ in boosting screening rates to reach the 2035 target.
www1.racgp.org.au
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
A *huge* vaccine victory. I've been writing on this for years; Australia has seen remarkable progress in cervical cancer prevention with the HPV vaccine. I love seeing science triumph like this.
I'm writing a book about how to get hit on but nobody wanted to give me an advance
I’m reading a book about rhymes but there is no reason.
I'm reading a book about earthquakes but it's not my fault.
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I'm writing a book about how to get hit on but nobody wanted to give me an advance
I sometimes tell my kids that they're "two scoops of goof in a one scoop cone".
I also convinced them that the duck that hangs out on the roof of the house across the street was a good luck sign, for as we all know the saying goes "if on the roof you see a duck, all day long you'll have good luck".
I also convinced them that the duck that hangs out on the roof of the house across the street was a good luck sign, for as we all know the saying goes "if on the roof you see a duck, all day long you'll have good luck".
What are some phrases you've made up or altered?
I'm quite fond of saying "Take this with a Carthage of salt" if I'm *REALLY* talking out of my ass, as well as "Eh, horseshoes and hand grenades" when something is close enough
I'm quite fond of saying "Take this with a Carthage of salt" if I'm *REALLY* talking out of my ass, as well as "Eh, horseshoes and hand grenades" when something is close enough
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I sometimes tell my kids that they're "two scoops of goof in a one scoop cone".
I also convinced them that the duck that hangs out on the roof of the house across the street was a good luck sign, for as we all know the saying goes "if on the roof you see a duck, all day long you'll have good luck".
I also convinced them that the duck that hangs out on the roof of the house across the street was a good luck sign, for as we all know the saying goes "if on the roof you see a duck, all day long you'll have good luck".
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I will let you in on a little secret about thanksgiving dinner.
The tourney, potatoes, gravy, stuffing and all that? Those are appetizers.
Pie is the main course.
The tourney, potatoes, gravy, stuffing and all that? Those are appetizers.
Pie is the main course.
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I will let you in on a little secret about thanksgiving dinner.
The tourney, potatoes, gravy, stuffing and all that? Those are appetizers.
Pie is the main course.
The tourney, potatoes, gravy, stuffing and all that? Those are appetizers.
Pie is the main course.
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RIP Arlo Guthrie you would have loved alt text
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
RIP Arlo Guthrie you would have loved alt text
There's always room for pie.
WELCOME TO THE DAY OF MANY CALORIES
YOU SHALL CONSUME
YOU SHALL INGEST
YOU SHALL HEAVE YOUR SWOLLEN BODY ONTO THE COUCH MOANING AS YOU DO SO
BUT WAIT
THERE'S STILL PIE
YOU SHALL CONSUME
YOU SHALL INGEST
YOU SHALL HEAVE YOUR SWOLLEN BODY ONTO THE COUCH MOANING AS YOU DO SO
BUT WAIT
THERE'S STILL PIE
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
There's always room for pie.
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene