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DeadassReagan
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“Voted Shittiest President In History voted annually by JD Power and Associates 30 years running” -WaPo •
December 24, 2024 at 11:52 AM
I think the way it works you’re not supposed to log in until you retire
December 3, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Also I gotta get in this OF game goddamn
December 3, 2024 at 9:58 PM
My ass hungry for scrap. What’s copper going for today?
November 27, 2024 at 12:51 AM
*answers the phone* “HE DID WHAAAAAAAT?!”
November 27, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Mayor… Hello.
November 25, 2024 at 1:16 PM
OH NO TIME TO CALL THE VET SOMETHING WRONG
November 25, 2024 at 11:56 AM
DANG IS THAT BOOBIES UNDER THERE
November 25, 2024 at 11:56 AM
Frieza— Hello.
November 25, 2024 at 11:54 AM
**Trump Voice** “They love hugging and kissing and giving big wet smoochies over there there folks, it’s not right.

THEY WANT TO MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO BE MEAN FOLKS ITS UNAMERICAN!! VOTE FOR ME AND TOGETHER WE’LL MAKE HATING AS AN OLYMPIC SPORT GREAT AGAIN!
November 25, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Sam👁️ is a real one
November 25, 2024 at 11:43 AM
I mean I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.
March 29, 2024 at 6:07 PM