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ddt.bsky.social
Dan... Turkey? Turnkey? Something Thanksgiving pun.
@ddt.bsky.social
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Same ddt. Working in service design for govtech. Bikes, books, cats. But I get out. All content here is personal.

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ddt.bsky.social
If you see this, post a #StarTrek
Captain Kirk from The Original Series, a youngish white male with a clean-shaven face and light hair, is almost sideways to the camera but has turned his face towards it. He is lit dramatically so half his face is in darkness. He has a slightly surprised expression. The photo is in high-contrast black and white to be more noir.
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
ddt.bsky.social
I mean, I'm avoiding updating my computer and phone, so maybe not just yet
An email from Apple Developer Relations with the subject "Get closer to the new design".
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
ddt.bsky.social
I can tell you right now that this doesn't meet 508 compliance, @workday.com
A web calendar component showing 2024 across the top and a four-column, three-row matrix of the months. The months are in near-black on a white background. The 2024 is the same near-black on a slightly gray but almost white background. There are also a left and a right arrow flanking the 2024, but these arrows are white and blend into the near-white as to be almost invisible.
November 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
ddt.bsky.social
Seen on my ride this morning
A short pier juts out into still water from the perspective of the shoreline. A few people are out on the pier. There is some blue sky but it and much of the water is partially obscured by a low fog.
November 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
ddt.bsky.social
Honest Q: Where can we find that? I'm guessing it's a "show" but
A screenshot of a web page menu. The top level is "Shows", which is selected, to reveal five listed shows.
October 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
ddt.bsky.social
Okay, Friday!
The results screen of the Friday NYT crossword showing finished 5:24 faster than average
October 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
ddt.bsky.social
Indication that this is indeed intended as a walking path.
The brown grassy area leads to a crosswalk and a traffic island
October 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
ddt.bsky.social
This is the only path to get from A to B. It’s not accessible for people with assistive tech, but apparently is accessible for cars! #urbanism
Grass swath by the side of a road. There are trampled paths that indicate people have walked here. Also a knocked-down “right turn only” sign.
October 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
ddt.bsky.social
Locals tell me they’ve never seen these streets filled with cars, yet look at this traffic engineering
Four wide lanes in four directions at an intersection with no bike lanes and no cars. Along the streets are condo buildings. One pedestrian.
October 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
ddt.bsky.social
This is the walking route in Irving TX
Two feet of sidewalk that dead ends into grass by a frontage road next to a highway
October 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
ddt.bsky.social
I’m not sure there actually is an “urban center” here. I’m trying to find sidewalks! #urbanism
Six lanes of highway, with a sign reading “Las Colinas Urban Center”. There are few buildings, no walkways, no stores, no bike lanes.
October 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ddt.bsky.social
It’s a verrrrry short street
October 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
ddt.bsky.social
omg an airline pilot's name is "P. LANE".
A still from a close-up phone video of a white male in a pilot's outfit (white collared shirt, dark tie) with a name tag that reads P. LANE
October 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
ddt.bsky.social
Something just ain’t right?
October 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
ddt.bsky.social
Figured @edzitron.com should see this unsolicited introduction going around
A LinkedIn mail saying, "My team and I pioneered API automation in cybersecurity, now bringing that same playbook to big data platform automation, we are the SpaceX of Technology for the US Gov. We are NOT a service company, barf, we own what we build and license it to the US Gov, like as SpaceX does with NASA."
September 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
ddt.bsky.social
Sorry @jonweisman.bsky.social
A subway ad with an illustration of someone jumping a turnstile, with the words “don’t be a dodger”
September 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
ddt.bsky.social
I swear these cables were organized before the bottom on the box fell out.
A tangle of USB, power, and other white, black, beige cables on a beige carpeted floor
September 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
ddt.bsky.social
Achieved something today
The New York Times Sunday crossword solved four minutes and 23 seconds faster than average
September 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
ddt.bsky.social
Maybe this headline was overdetermined:
A headline from The Guardian UK, with a photo of an older white male, with mixed gray hair, wearing a dark suit and tie with a white shirt: "Wealth tax would be deadly for the French economy, says Europe's richest man."
September 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
ddt.bsky.social
This used to be my handwriting
September 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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September 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
ddt.bsky.social
No wait now it does but "contact administrator" HOW
A "Forgot Password" modal with a "Reset Password" button at the bottom. There is a red alert box with the white text "Failed to initiate password reset, please contact administrator" (poor punctuation in the original) and NO WAY to contact administrator.
September 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
ddt.bsky.social
Is there a Derek Guy for hair? This is so confusing.
A press conference with a lot of middle-aged or old white men with either a lot of hair gel or hair spray or even maybe wigs
September 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
ddt.bsky.social
Not reassuring
A screen shot of C-SPAN with the title "President Trump Announces Space Command Headquarters Will Move to Alabama" and it's past the assigned time but the screen only shows color bars
September 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
ddt.bsky.social
Ironic
September 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM