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December 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
5:38 and I'm still here...
So my dentist called at 3 and asked could I come earlier for my 4 pm appointment. I left my house immediately and got there at 3:30. Tell me why it's 4:49 and I'm still sitting here.
a young girl is crying with her mouth open and the words on the inside written on the bottom .
ALT: a young girl is crying with her mouth open and the words on the inside written on the bottom .
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December 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
So my dentist called at 3 and asked could I come earlier for my 4 pm appointment. I left my house immediately and got there at 3:30. Tell me why it's 4:49 and I'm still sitting here.
a young girl is crying with her mouth open and the words on the inside written on the bottom .
ALT: a young girl is crying with her mouth open and the words on the inside written on the bottom .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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also, they need to hang this Chris Samuels storyline up IMMEDIATELY! #rhop

lol i hope they see how it’s not the gag they wanted it to be. they look like bullies and over a man they don’t even know fr.
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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They all really wanted S5 Monique to show up and give it to Stacey and I love that Monique isn’t having it. #RHOP
December 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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I've never not celebrated
4. Did you celebrate the holidays as a child?
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Dear Photographers,
I know editing takes a while because you want to perfect your images. However, schedule accordingly so you don't have people waiting for weeks.
Thanks
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Did you get enough fantasy points? 🤞
Lol i surely don’t want the Cowboys to win
Ok. Ok.

They can do well just don't let the team win. 😭🤭
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I actually like Romo but my ears are killing me. This is a hard listen. 😭😭😭
lol it’s tony romo, he always sounds like this and i often mute him 💀
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Ok. Ok.

They can do well just don't let the team win. 😭🤭
I got fantasy football to win. It’s one already.
I rebuke this in Jaguars fan...
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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More than one of these made me gasp, but one made me shout out loud
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Who is this guy announcing the game sounding like it's something stuck in his throat?

I'm about to watch the game on mute because I can't. 🙉🙉🙉
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Personally,
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I rebuke this in Jaguars fan...
I need Mahomes and Rice to carve the Cowboys up. I need at least 50 from them.
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My psychiatrist told me the word of the month is SELF CARE so I'm laying in bed eating popcorn and bagel, drinking coke while wearing my ex's t shirt.

Self care! 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The Chiefs and the Cowboys playing against each other on Thanksgiving is so funny to me. 🤭
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
My coworkers: Happy Thanksgiving

Me: I'll enjoy my day off and I hope you do the same. 🙂
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This is why I don't celebrate it in any capacity.

I don't want a plate, a get together, NOTHING...

Probably one of the only things I am super "woke" about...
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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This tribe helped the Pilgrims survive for their first Thanksgiving. They still regret it 400 years later
This tribe helped the Pilgrims survive for their first Thanksgiving. They still regret it 400 years later
The Wampanoag tribe, which helped the starving Pilgrims survive, has long been misrepresented in the American story. As the 400th anniversary of the first Thanksgiving nears, the tribe points out that...
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November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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*HAPPY HOLIDAYS*

Home Alone or Home Alone 2?
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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How I be feeling 😭
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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This type of extra ass shit would get him punched just buy me snacks and gtf on
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM