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Gas station dogs off the spinner grill can be great for weight loss and abdominal work outs. Remember to rest between every 8-12 heaves.
December 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Only the staff with no influence on the prices or wages will suffer if you don't tip. It would be best and most effective to not go at all. Changes are only made when the store loses revenue, they don't give 2 fucks if servers are losing tips. It's a shit industry.
December 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Got that micro dose mixed up with a hero dose, always gonna be a long day.
December 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
All leftovers are future burritos.
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Have you added copious amounts of cannabis and coffee? Tried having no water at all?
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I recently had to explain "but not that kinda fan" when I recommended a song to a friend and he found out I was a Tool fan.
If I were the other kind of fan wouldn't you have been browbeaten with it over the last 12 years we've known each other??
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
RFK Jr has a cookbook?
November 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Start frying and then read the 10 page prologue about how it's their father's estranged cousins favorite recipe and when the smoke alarm sounds, remove from heat and let rest 10-43 minutes while a small fire gets resolved. Cooking is easy.
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Afterwards is all Nervous tic motion....
November 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Beanie Babies! I've been looking for a sound investment to pay off my new Arizona beach house, let's talk Ty...
November 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Shit bag.
November 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
OPERATION BUBBA BALLS DEEP...
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
We all laugh and point though.
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Not the first screw driver he's had today...
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
They built their own place
a man wearing a hat and a striped shirt is on a history channel
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a striped shirt is on a history channel
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Coulda left half that sentence out...
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Only like 5 or 6 nights a week when I'm desperate and have no ideas what to cook. 3 stir fry combo by Wednesday, killing it.
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I bet he says "I haven't heard about that" but that's just based on months of his responses...
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Correction-*lost in
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
"don't get wrapped up in the facts"
Mike "I dunno" Johnson
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Did he just admit that he knew about a thing that happened?
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
After having lived in Texas for 35 years let me tell ya, youll be floored to find out not only do they not like gay people but also they aren't all that into anyone that's not a white "Christian" either. It would probably go over way better than it should even if it didn't win on a ballot.
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
New Mexico just released $30 million for the month of November to fund ebt cards and is looking at building a trust fund for long term. Our governor has been pretty good at just moving on and using weed money and such to just keep funding most things they cut.
November 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM