I did actually get a hella astute follow-up comment last week tho. When I said I was an accountant, the person who asked was like "wow & look at you! smiling, relaxed and kicking back in the middle of March," and I was like "haha you did not see me crying and absolutely losing my mind last week"

"Quickles" is going to be on repeat in my head all day thank u for the treat

This combined with the EKG tech who told me I'd be good at being "one of those guys that knows what criminals are thinking...like that show...mindhunter" has me like 🤔. We're flying awfully close to "she'd really clean up as a serial killer" and idk how to feel about that. Flattered? Offended?

Me hanging out with my friend Sara last week, who is a professional drummer: "I think I'm the only guy in our cancer support group who just has a regular guy JOB job. Accountant."

Sara: "yeah you probably don't get a lot of follow-up questions on that one"

Me: "BUT I CAN TALK ABOUT IT FOR DAYS 🥵"

I've been waiting for this hammer to drop. Because of course. Of course they don't want these people doing what they were hired to do 🫠

Big Rig's likes and dislikes:

Being put in clothes 👍🫡
Wet food 👍👅💦
Going outside on harness 👍
Dogs 👍😈
Butt scratches 👍
Band practice 👍🎸
Nail trims 😤😾
Shoulder rides 👍
Flirt pole 👍
Scratching 👍🛋
Biting 🤗
Space heaters 👍🔥
Regular style petting 🙅‍♀️
Being treated like a normal cat at all 🤬🔪💀
Barista 😻💑

I'm fully planning on being buff as hell again tho. Once I get this bum hip taken care of it's over for you guys, mark my words

Anyway, crazy how many different guys a guy can be

Having an effed up hip and a nervous system that's been having trouble with too much uppy-downy stuff, swimming is truly the GOAT among exercises. And it feels like I'm just gettin in there and fuckin around which is always the stuff I like most

So of course, me the second I got out to the car: "HELLO CAN I SPEAK TO THE MANAGER"