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Jenn
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I count beans 🫘 and I sometimes make music and I'm a tnbc guy 🍒 so I talk about cancer sometimes
make-waste.com 🎸
saygoodbyetothese.substack.com 😷
May 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I did actually get a hella astute follow-up comment last week tho. When I said I was an accountant, the person who asked was like "wow & look at you! smiling, relaxed and kicking back in the middle of March," and I was like "haha you did not see me crying and absolutely losing my mind last week"
March 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
"Quickles" is going to be on repeat in my head all day thank u for the treat
March 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
This combined with the EKG tech who told me I'd be good at being "one of those guys that knows what criminals are thinking...like that show...mindhunter" has me like 🤔. We're flying awfully close to "she'd really clean up as a serial killer" and idk how to feel about that. Flattered? Offended?
March 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Me hanging out with my friend Sara last week, who is a professional drummer: "I think I'm the only guy in our cancer support group who just has a regular guy JOB job. Accountant."

Sara: "yeah you probably don't get a lot of follow-up questions on that one"

Me: "BUT I CAN TALK ABOUT IT FOR DAYS 🥵"
March 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I've been waiting for this hammer to drop. Because of course. Of course they don't want these people doing what they were hired to do 🫠
February 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Big Rig's likes and dislikes:

Being put in clothes 👍🫡
Wet food 👍👅💦
Going outside on harness 👍
Dogs 👍😈
Butt scratches 👍
Band practice 👍🎸
Nail trims 😤😾
Shoulder rides 👍
Flirt pole 👍
Scratching 👍🛋
Biting 🤗
Space heaters 👍🔥
Regular style petting 🙅‍♀️
Being treated like a normal cat at all 🤬🔪💀
Barista 😻💑
February 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I'm fully planning on being buff as hell again tho. Once I get this bum hip taken care of it's over for you guys, mark my words
February 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Anyway, crazy how many different guys a guy can be
February 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Having an effed up hip and a nervous system that's been having trouble with too much uppy-downy stuff, swimming is truly the GOAT among exercises. And it feels like I'm just gettin in there and fuckin around which is always the stuff I like most
February 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
So of course, me the second I got out to the car: "HELLO CAN I SPEAK TO THE MANAGER"
February 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM