dawn
@dawnthepixiee.bsky.social
just living out my childhood dreams of buying ppvs. they/them. 28.
hangman winning and being belted up on tv has revived me entirely hello friends
May 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
hangman winning and being belted up on tv has revived me entirely hello friends
I have the most positive reviews at my location so when a customer barged into my face and said my customer service sucked I was caught off guard so much I just smiled and gave him a thumbs up and frankly I think he wanted me dead lmao
April 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I have the most positive reviews at my location so when a customer barged into my face and said my customer service sucked I was caught off guard so much I just smiled and gave him a thumbs up and frankly I think he wanted me dead lmao
I work with suits so whenever I'm selling a Kenneth Cole I simply refer to it as the Kenneth and that's how you know wrestling has ruined my stupid lil brain.
April 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I work with suits so whenever I'm selling a Kenneth Cole I simply refer to it as the Kenneth and that's how you know wrestling has ruined my stupid lil brain.
Reposted by dawn
Me in the national security team group chat
March 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Me in the national security team group chat
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WITH ALT TEXT
March 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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My regional is here so I'm being annoying and bringing up every problem I can find and his bullshit responses are giving me heartburn
March 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
My regional is here so I'm being annoying and bringing up every problem I can find and his bullshit responses are giving me heartburn
in the span of 2 minutes I skinned my elbow on the corner of a cardboard box and then walked backwards into a rolling rack & large metal hand truck while dragging a box of shoes. retail is truly. Something.
March 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
in the span of 2 minutes I skinned my elbow on the corner of a cardboard box and then walked backwards into a rolling rack & large metal hand truck while dragging a box of shoes. retail is truly. Something.
Prom moms are the absolute bane of my existence. If I could throw them into the sun I would.
March 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Prom moms are the absolute bane of my existence. If I could throw them into the sun I would.
why would they do this to me
March 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
why would they do this to me
My boss said of all the iPads I have the coolest wallpaper (it's Hangman in the chair. You know the one)
March 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
My boss said of all the iPads I have the coolest wallpaper (it's Hangman in the chair. You know the one)
My grocery trip today contained mostly yeast, sugar, butter and eggs. You know what that means. LLL tomorrow!
March 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
My grocery trip today contained mostly yeast, sugar, butter and eggs. You know what that means. LLL tomorrow!
I had my job review today and I got excellent marks in all areas. The only critique was to stop shit talking the company so loudly and to newer people. Why would they take away my joy like that.
March 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I had my job review today and I got excellent marks in all areas. The only critique was to stop shit talking the company so loudly and to newer people. Why would they take away my joy like that.
I need this crossover more than I need air. Imagine a rifftrax for a PPV. Let me give you all my money.
Hey (EW) we would definitely listen!
March 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I need this crossover more than I need air. Imagine a rifftrax for a PPV. Let me give you all my money.
Me, all day yesterday: *binging 8 hours of audio book so I can be prepped for bookclub Saturday*
Host: seems like everyone is sickie, let's move the meeting!
Me:
Host: seems like everyone is sickie, let's move the meeting!
Me:
a man in a suit and tie is making a face
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is making a face
media.tenor.com
February 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Me, all day yesterday: *binging 8 hours of audio book so I can be prepped for bookclub Saturday*
Host: seems like everyone is sickie, let's move the meeting!
Me:
Host: seems like everyone is sickie, let's move the meeting!
Me:
sometimes you just gotta listen to Klaus Nomi first thing in the morning. For the vibes.
a man in a tuxedo is dancing in front of a microphone with many arms .
Alt: a man in a tuxedo is dancing in front of a microphone with many arms .
media.tenor.com
February 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
sometimes you just gotta listen to Klaus Nomi first thing in the morning. For the vibes.
How do I smuggle in real journalists like Kyle Clark because this is fucking asinine
Doocy: Does President Trump have a bet with this USA-Canada game tonight?
Leavitt: We look forward to the United States beating our soon to be 51st state, Canada
Leavitt: We look forward to the United States beating our soon to be 51st state, Canada
February 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
How do I smuggle in real journalists like Kyle Clark because this is fucking asinine
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hey, just a suggestion, but maybe don't support this company? even if they're "on a hot streak" or whatever the fuck excuse internet wrestling fans are making this week?
Paul Levesque, aka Triple H, is seated right behind Linda McMahon at her confirmation hearing for Secretary of Education
February 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
hey, just a suggestion, but maybe don't support this company? even if they're "on a hot streak" or whatever the fuck excuse internet wrestling fans are making this week?
My other favorite thing is my employees getting confused bc all the lights are on but there's no car in the lot. Surprise bitch. I can't drive.
my fav thing about being an opening manager is when people call before we're open I just yell "ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT" and continue my paperwork
February 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
My other favorite thing is my employees getting confused bc all the lights are on but there's no car in the lot. Surprise bitch. I can't drive.
my fav thing about being an opening manager is when people call before we're open I just yell "ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT" and continue my paperwork
February 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
my fav thing about being an opening manager is when people call before we're open I just yell "ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT" and continue my paperwork
The best time to buy a ticket was a month ago. The next best time is today.
What do you think of the lineup for Friday, March 7th?
The correct answer is "so goddamn excited that I'm buying my tickets right now." tickets.holdmyticket.com/tickets/443008
The correct answer is "so goddamn excited that I'm buying my tickets right now." tickets.holdmyticket.com/tickets/443008
February 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The best time to buy a ticket was a month ago. The next best time is today.
Manager: I need you to talk at the meeting in a couple weeks?
Me: cool I can talk about how important it is to put shit away proper
Manager: yeah!
Me: they need to hang the pants right or I'll commit murder
Manager: you can't say that :/
Me: Arson?
Manager: yeah that's fine
Me: cool I can talk about how important it is to put shit away proper
Manager: yeah!
Me: they need to hang the pants right or I'll commit murder
Manager: you can't say that :/
Me: Arson?
Manager: yeah that's fine
February 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Manager: I need you to talk at the meeting in a couple weeks?
Me: cool I can talk about how important it is to put shit away proper
Manager: yeah!
Me: they need to hang the pants right or I'll commit murder
Manager: you can't say that :/
Me: Arson?
Manager: yeah that's fine
Me: cool I can talk about how important it is to put shit away proper
Manager: yeah!
Me: they need to hang the pants right or I'll commit murder
Manager: you can't say that :/
Me: Arson?
Manager: yeah that's fine
Store lore says that we have a ghost, maybe two? Anyways one of the fuckers knocks by bag over when I'm in a different room. I tell them that's rude and they should burst a water main instead.
February 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Store lore says that we have a ghost, maybe two? Anyways one of the fuckers knocks by bag over when I'm in a different room. I tell them that's rude and they should burst a water main instead.