I legit jiggled my belly with my left arm and told him that I wasn't leaving any food behind

Brosmer Bros are levitating knowing that the plan is in motion

Whenever I see someone on the road at night with one functioning headline I call them Jakob Dylan

J.J. McCarthy focuses too much on trying to be 9 when he should be trying to be 6-7

@solisreport.com voice>

,"More like Paula Cole, Man, because I don't want to wait for our lives to be over...I want to know right now when he won't stink"

Keon Coleman? More like Lump of Coal, Man (Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas! 🎅)

I cut the cord a decade ago, so I'm shocked that more people aren't on the TV antenna meta.

Bros in the home league chat keep complaining about not being able to watch the MNF with their YouTube TV, so I keep telling them to plug an antenna in

I remember their dad forbade them from stretching before they trained, that's a dead giveaway

I think he was clearly MAHA early on, from everything that was told of his dad training the boys

Saw this offer in the app I use for getting movie tickets and I wasn't sure how can that be profitable for Frito-Lay

Gizmo mo-capped by Sydney Sweeney

Read that as Horny Revenge at first glance (I'm driving on the freeway)

The guy from MTV Road Rules forcing everyone in the country onto the roads is an elite bit

That's like making a Friday the 13th movie, but instead of Jason Voorhees they give you the season of the witch